I know (from other comments) what this was supposed to be about, but it reads waaaay too much like a smarmy poke at the various groups (such as LGBT people, people of color, etc.) that have had to fight for a long time for inclusion. For queer people especially, there’s still a lot of folks out there who view our…

My mom never let us eat in the Kmart deli, no matter how hard we begged, and I though she was a monster. Going to go text her now to say thanks!

My first job was Kmart. I worked the layaway counter. They fired me after 6 months at Christmas.

I hid my love of Céline for many, many years. Now that I’m an old I can say without a trace of shame that the Céline show I went to this summer was one of the best I’ve ever been to.

How is her voice still that damn amazing...

All day I’ve been reading the Tomi Lahren headlines as, “Woman Lies Down With Dogs, Gets Fleas”

Crazy how fast they turned on her too. I mean Lahren is a Grade A Certified piece of shit but damn, that shit was cold as ice.

Yup. Let this be a learning lesson to fellow conservative women. Ms Lahren did everything right to be a cool girl, she was one of the ‘good ones.’ She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

And none of his supporters will ever know. He knows the only way these hicks will see those hearings is via the edited clips he posts. So trump wins as always

I am an atheist but I hope that there is a hell in situations like this, and I hope those fucking guards burn in it forever.

I didn’t sneak out, either, as I was also a Good Kid™. And considering that my “picky eating” was the starting point of an eating disorder I am still dealing with and want fuck all to do with if I could, I picked Sneaking Out, because I guess maybe I would like to try and experience that if I could go back.

when I first read it, I thought it said “taking a shit on the playground” and was both repulsed and confused.

I never experienced Sneaking Out After Midnight, because I was a Good Kid™ (aka a kid with a guilt complex), and I was never a Picky Eater because I love food. Do I vote at all? Or do I vote based on what a Cool Teen™ would do? Do I even know the answer to the last one, because I clearly was never a Cool Teen.

It took me three tries but I think I finally managed to make a perfect batch of macarons this week! I’m super proud of myself. My first batch was good but sloppy because I tried to DIY a piping bag out of a ziplock baggie, which didn’t work out as well as I had hoped. The cookies were tasty but too uneven in shape…

Oh my word, so YOU’RE the one other person who loves Marzipan Ritter bars! Friend, it’s great to finally meet you.

::ears go *perk!* upon mention of marzipan which alone justifies whatever it takes to make eccentric European chocolate available at most better supermarkets::

Yeah, I have BDD and a history of anorexia and this sounds like a a sure fire way to get me into a MAJOR relapse. Also, taking laxatives all the time is horrible for you, especially long-term. Some people never recover the full/proper use of their bowels. This whole thing sounds awful.

I’ve only had food poisoning once (I puked exactly 17 times per day for an entire week, it was odd) and I’ve eaten all kinds of street food etc. I think lots of people confuse food poisoning with regular diarrhea or nausea. I call bullshit.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

Except instead of goldie it will say “Moriarty’s ringtone is a salty biscuit”