Could I nominate thinking further out of the box and suggest before the 2000 presidential election instead? Think of how much we could have avoided with even a 1 term Al Gore presidency.

If you do develop the time machine required to un-read the header, maybe do us a favor and skip back to mid-2016, and help the American public avoid this whole mess in the first place by knocking some sense into them?

I don’t want to read this headline.

So, it sounds like a Guillermo Arriaga movie.

It’s always impressive when filmmakers assemble a truly dynamite cast and still make an awful movie. Like, you understand it intellectually: there’s only so much great actors can do to rescue crap. But you still sort of figure that if someone can pile enough compelling actors on screen that it should work out,…

I like Joaquin playing him because now I can pretend that The Master is a Joker origin story. 

Todd Phillips is the only element about this that bothers me.

Please stop.

“What has space travel ever done for us?” asks man via communication array made possibile by satellites.

I knew a guy who was a regular at the game store I frequented who said the final straw for his divorce was the fact that his wife wouldn’t let him commit to a 5th night of playing Dungeons and Dragons a week. This guy was married and had three kids and couldn’t understand why his wife was pissed.

You must be a laugh riot at parties. Do you understand what a minute minuscule slice of our resources are ‘wasted’ on space science?

You know the (totally mythical) story about how NASA spent $20 million to develop a pen that would work in space? Well Hulu took it too literally and spent $20 million on a Penn that doesn’t even make it to space.

It’s my understanding Hulu dropped $47 million on this thing. If no one actually goes to space until the final moments of Season One, and instead spends most of their time standing in white-walled rooms talking a lot....where’d all that production money go?

1. He’s a likeable person so people are happy to see him succeeding again

You have named yourself after the most destructive force on this site that all fear, well done!

I don’t hate Hudson but Heigle is indeed the worst.  Don’t sleep on Gerard Butler as a movie-killer with zero charisma.  The rom com with him and Heigle truly is the genre’s nadir.

I have a half-baked idea that rom-coms with Hudson and Heigle are toxic destroyers of self-worth and healthy relationships (see also or don’t Bride Wars, etc.), like a dirty bomb for all of the women who watched them. In each the Kate demonstrates entirely selfish abhorrent behavior, is terrible to everyone, then in…

I know he’s not the most public figure... but I don’t think Waits’ political leanings are going to surprise anyone that’s been paying attention to his output over the past fifteen years. As others have noted, he began tackling some more political themes with Real Gone, “Road to Peace” was released a while ago... he’s…

“Heartattack and Vine” for me. Very catchy tune, and the line, “There ain’t no devil, that’s just god when he’s drunk” always makes me smile. “Hell Broke Luce” is also really damn good.

Tom Waits is one of my absolute favorite artists of all time. Like I needed more reason to worship this guy.