When it comes to who’s worse in LA, I’m town Between the Bars and the nightclubs.

I’m in government, so I sincerely hope so.

It’s really amazing how articulate, poised and smart these Parkland kids are. We’re all going to end up working for them, without a doubt.

I’m sure the owners of Bar Angeles won’t Miss the Misery all the Elliott Smith fans had thrown at them.

Good for him, fuck that awful piece of shit Laura Ingraham.

She does him too much credit by calling trump a man.

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor (played by Kevin Sorbo) and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.

And also a ralphthemoviemaker review.

Literally the only thing Christian about Trump is that he claims to be a Christian. Sometimes they’ll admit he’s not a real believer, but that God is working through him. But all I’ve got to say to that is:

The Evangelical beliefs seem to be built around picking the worst option at every turn and then being very smug about it. Like they don’t align to any part of the Bible and their beliefs all seem to contradict themselves until you realize that the main link is that everything they do is the awful choice.

Well then I guess this one is....far from over.

I also choose to believe that Kevin Sorbo playing himself in Don’t Trust The B- is actually a documentary.

Apparently “Corey’s Angels” aren’t the guardian kind.

Overusing alliteration like that makes you look like a try-hard freshman who took one survey course on mid-century lit and decided they’re the spiritual decedent of Kerouac.

You’d think an actor, of all people, would try reading his prose out loud to see how it rolls (or doesn’t roll) off the tongue. Those sentences are so damn cumbersome, I lost track of the thought halfway through.

Penn’s poorly practiced pen prances pretentiously upon the page.

“His dream’s desert daylight diffusion dictated disturbances in the void of visual detail.”

And here I thought Ernest Cline’s shitty “porn for nerd guys” slam poetry was bad and misogynistic.

You’re doing God’s work.