I was hopeful that someone would say this, but sometimes kinja kills the classics.

I maintain that A.I. is a terrific movie and one of Spielberg’s finest moments. It is an emotional roller-coaster, and I don’t believe that it’s more melodramatic moments undercut the ideas being presented throughout. And as for the ending, it broke my fucking heart - which was the point, right?

Lane Meyer, truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once-great champion...now a study in moppishness. No longer the victory-hungry stallion we’ve raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed-up, aged ex-champion.

Gee, I’m real sorry your career blew up, Ricky.

I’ve only watched this film once, but damn if the visuals, performances and story haven’t lingered in my memory to this day.

I originally was very interested in seeing this when it came out, but passed when I found out it wasn’t about Allen Iverson.

Oh God.

I was coming here to post this myself. Not only is this terrible, but this guy seems completely unaware that there is tons of porn featuring this exact scenario.

Loner nerds who find pop culture interesting.

The Kevin Smith one demands Top 5 consideration. Especially because it isn’t politics.

yes a fellow MP. This was before the UK shipped her to us.

the one about barney frank’s nipples. Hands down.

“I don’t call him short and fat” will always hold a special place in my heart.

That actually is hilarious. Good for his wife (though she really should not have let him name their daughter Harley Quinn Smith).

I’m gonna go with the covfefe for sheer incompetence.

To be fair on that one, his wife was sick of him posting similar shit, so she wrote it and made him swear to never take it down so he’d catch shit for it forever. And he has. He stopped posting those types of tweets afterwards.

I miss the Louise Mensch-mania of last summer. Not only was she usually good for a laugh, but it was instructive to see which of the otherwise seemingly reasonable people I follow took her seriously enough to retweet.

RGay’s one about lambasting the drive thru employee when they asked whether she wanted a girl or boy toy is my personal fav.

Puke.

The one about how that little kid got eaten by an alligator because of white male privilege or whatever is sure up there.