returnofthethinwhiteduke
TheThinWhiteDuke
returnofthethinwhiteduke

So much for the people who insist porn is a “healthy outlet” populated by happy well adjusted people with broad minded outlooks on personal freedoms. For the hetro men, maybe. The whole industry is sordid and sleazy, just look at the stats on how short a time most women can handle the business. Makes me sad.

I read an article once (unfortunately, I can’t remember the title or author now) that explained it well: A lot of guys who watch this kind of porn are angry that they can’t get “hot girls” to have sex with them. So watching violent porn fills two needs: the fantasy of having sex with an attractive woman and the

I find it utterly terrifying. I am so worried about the girls of the future. There are dudes that watch this shit and think it’s normal and consensual....

There’s this thing called rape culture...

I’m assuming this is rhetorical, because I can think of about 10 guys off the top of my head who would love to see a “feminist” sexually abused and humiliated.

Your two posts were thrilling.

Holy Christ. Also: who the fuck enjoys watching this shit?

Is this a theoretical conversation you’re having with yourself here?

If you don’t get lectured for five minutes on a misanthropic and pathetically narrow-minded understanding of the human condition it’s not truly authentic.

Fuck you.

Did the people who pointed guns at your head and made you watch that video and write that post break into your house, or did you just let them in?

First world problems

Sexy, I assume

I’m gonna be honest for a hot second there while reading I thought they all got sick because they ate the cat food too.

“Well just like all the cutouts I get from this movie, it has these damned weird stains all over it, so $40.”

Hunger or thirst will do that to you. I will forever maintain that the flat, bland, caffeine free, and near frozen diet coke I had after one particularly long and humid day of working outside was the best drink I have ever had.

I would drown a bucket of kittens to be that mechanical horse in the movie!

Back in scouts when I was a kid, I had a bowl of oatmeal while camping and thought it was the best thing in the world. I got home and asked my dad to make me some and it was absolutely disgusting.  My wife and I now refer to any food that only tastes good because you are extremely hungry as oatmeal.

I’ll be over here creating a supercut of Jennifer riding that horse.

The promos for Career Opportunities included a life-sized cutout of Connelly riding the hobby horse from that scene (poor Frank Whalley was just peeking around the corner or some shit). There was an urban legend at the time that theaters kept having those cutouts stolen.