Yeah, that was pretty much my first thought. He unequivocally denied being high, and then very specifically denied bumping into things on set. Translation: I was rocking a pretty good buzz, but it’s all under control, man.

Yeah, that’s like my boss asking me if I’ve been drinking on the job and I reply, “Oh, I’ve only had four or five pints, I’m fine.”

“I may be a fall down, piss my pants drunk, but at least I remember doing so!”

Because it’s only blackout drunks that are a pain in the ass to be around in the workplace...

Note he doesn’t deny drinking on the job. He denies being high, but he qualifies the drinking:

Except then the shoot calendar starts to push out; if you’re booked for other work, it starts affecting your availability which is decidedly not cool.

even if they got paid it’s unfair to make a bunch of people wake up super early in the morning and sit around for hours just because you don’t want to come to work.

Didn’t that accusation come out long after he left?

yeah, that was a very specific defence. also means he probably was blackout drunk at least once.

This is a delightful story.

Telling that he specifies he wasn’t “blackout drunk.”

If he didn’t personally identify her and just described her “condition,” he didn’t violate HIPAA. If she hadn’t tweeted “Hey, that’s me!” no one would have known it was her.

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HEY-OH!

Damn Michael B Jordan can even make roofs wet (I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry for this joke, I’m so sorry)

All music videos are commercials. Commercials can be well-made.

They’re actors on a show that’s essentially pro wrestling for white women.

I don’t understand what’s happening. Who are these people? Who are you? Who are any of us anymore?

Great article. The breakup isn’t what makes him a dope. He clearly is sitting there expecting a hug, and for her to say, “I’m hurt, but go, follow your heart, I’ll be okay.”

X&Y and Viva have plenty of moments, yeah. With their three albums since then, you can probably make one decent album out of them.