I hope this is a case where the Streisand Effect comes into play and finally finally Woody Allen’s career ends.

Bonus points if the theme is extra money, tequila, or

Also, to clarify, there are many many people in this documentary expressing how much they loved the clerks there (Elton John especially). But they’re all men!

Likely because his team wants to see if Kesha made any statements to her therapist that contradict her claims.

This will ensure any woman who considers reporting a sexual assault remains in her terrified silence for all eternity.

OK BUT HOW DO WE PRONOUNCE ACAI

I hate gender reveal parties for a multitude of reasons, especially for perpetuating the myth that pink =girl and blue = boy. My sons’s favorite color is currently purple. And mine is yellow. Why do we have to assign colors to fucking genders. It’s so irritating!

Or preparing the kid for when he is three and toddles into grandpa’s bedroom during a visit, finds the loaded Glock on the nightstand, and proceeds to shoot his older sibling....

Preparing the kid for the eventuality of getting shot at in school really early by exposing it to the gentle sounds of gunfire instead of classical music.

As soon as I found out I was having a girl, I started wearing a pink bow in my pubic hair.

Bah. Everybody know that eagle’s eggs are red, white and blue inside.

I can top that, I thought “gender reveal” was referencing someone coming out as trans so I was super confused, staring at the photos and did not understand what this was about at all until getting to the end of the first paragraph. Now I can’t stop laughing at myself. #ChildFree

Now I desperately want aggressively cute and quirky abortion announcements to be the next pinterest trend

Why is this a thing? It’s just another way to add to the countless narcissistic events tied to having a baby.

Riding a pair of crazes, my partner and I threw a Hamilton-themed gender reveal party. We hired two local urchin children to participate in the reveal and dressed them in blue- and pink-tinted period garb. After an acai bowl brunch, our guests gathered in the courtyard. Both children – the boy child playing Alexander…

I’m just having everyone who wants to know pay me $5. Including my husband.

Fetuses do not have genders! I guess ‘developing genitals reveal’ doesn't have the same ring to it.

Did anyone else initially think this was their way of announcing she’d had an abortion and they were really happy not to be parents? Because that’s what I thought it was at first and found that to be way more creative and interesting.

The only type of gender reveal party I ever want to be at is one where the baby is revealed to be a female... unicorn.

I’m very hhappy that The PCP laced weed I sold you guys worked