Screw that bunch of relics. They should make stamps with Nadiya and her adorable family on them:

The possibility of seeing pictures of Obama playing with the little baby royals fills me with all the squee.

Try Taxi Cab Confessions!

yo but fuck her friend who’s like “umm, michelle? you’re on camera? aren’t you trying to be gluten-free? ummm sorry about my friend guys”

Last time I was caught double-fisting on kiss cam, my date and I got kicked out of the Ice Capades. The times they are a-changin'.

You think that slice is so tiny to make his hands look bigger?

She’s eating it wrong.

He likes America like he likes his wife: Laying on her back, passive, not making a sound, not enjoying herself. Basically a flesh gym sock for him to flop spasmodically on for a minute or two occasionally because it’s her duty.

I don’t think he understood that what he said might come off as vaguely sexual. You see, on his planet, one procreates by exchanging protein streams through one’s tentacles.

Maybe he meant it like a “back against the wall” type thing, like a scrappy fighter that won’t give up? I don’t know.

Lying down with your back on a mat is standard Ted Cruz dating protocol. The ballgag is implied, not explicitly mentioned (plausible deniability).

It’s absolutely true that she’s asked for every bit of scrutiny she gets, but before we even get to that, she doesn’t get slut-shamed! People gossip about her, of course, but it isn’t like, “That whore,” or anything like that at all.

Taylor:

I know they’re separate sites and the writers have different points of view, but this is what Gawker published this morning:

Nathan Fillion just strikes me as the kind of dude who’s reaction to “I’m pregnant” is to throw all the cash in his pockets at the pregnant person and yells “TAKE CARE OF IT” as he storms off

But ladies are always exaggerating and like shouldn’t she be flattered!? /sarcasm

Who did she kill for that lighting

I doubt you’d have to.

I get called a white young male on a regular basis here— ironically, largely by white women who try to use identity politics and racial/gender shaming to force other white people to agree with them. It’s disgusting to use someone elses race as leverage. And anyone who does it is no ally.

She’s so full of shit. People “shamed” i.e. criticized specific comments she made not her overall support of Sanders.