returnofthemc
ReturnOfTheMc
returnofthemc

“Everybody wants to be a nigga but don’t nobody wanna be a nigga.”

This is all thanks to Kylie Jenner, who started lips.

Despite his obvious need to have a woman micromanage his life.

Nope. All the time Jezebel posts stories about creeps who aren’t and are famous/ aren’t and are connected to famous people doing abhorrent shit. So in that regard this definitely is news and has precedence.

She needs to be made out to be somehow responsible because she is famous, female, (and Black), I guess? Like, since she hasn’t called a press conference and denounced her brother as no longer her family (because that’s apparently the only proper reaction) that must mean she condones child rape. Or something like that.

This is what I mean when I say it will be an ordeal. He won’t be able to abandon his life’s central thesis that women are only for bending over and jamming penises into, and for bailing you out when school gets too difficult.

Has a helicopter mom...

I was just shocked that this kid was at UCLA and not USC, but I suppose that if they live in Bel Air they might not want him to run the chance of encountering any Negroes outside of campus.

Depressed Prince of Bel-Air.

Do young men his age typically need mommy to solve all of their problems? Because I don't think they are men yet if that is the case.

“He’s a very typical young man his age”

22 year old guy who is sophisticated and likes elegant restaurants.... Sucks in feminism....

The fact that his mommy is taking out the ad to help him is very telling. He'll fail, but he lives in Bel-Air, so I am sure mommy and daddy can help him land on his feet. And now I'm depressed.

This is EXACTLY where my mind went. But I want them to hold their tutoring sessions at SUR

Counterpoint: He’s is the very opposite of sophisticated.

Oh God. Come on, LA-based Jezzies. You MUST respond to this. I am so sad that neither I nor my extensive network of academically-inclined feminists live in the area and can lunch in Bel Air on this lady’s dime while verbally lashing helping her son.

He deserves to fail, and I’m sure he will. He can always go crying into mommy’s arms.

I loved Michael on this show!! I love his and Kelly’s banter. I thought that was a great match. I will be sad to see him go; but, my boyfriend and I were just talking about how much Michael works, especially around football season, it is possible he was getting burned out. He also has two young girls, he might want to

Whoever replaces him has a big gap to fill.

Clearly, you weren’t around during the 1980s. We called them “leotards.”