These “truthers” are some of the biggest pieces of shit in existence. Fuck this guy. Fuck them all.

They fail to realize that when our government does shady crap to silence/oppress us, it’s in the form of the war on drugs. Not elaborate killing hoaxes.

The (darkly) hilarious part is that the Sandy Hook truthers can imaging a world where the EEEVIL GUBBERMINT is full of mustache twirling villains happy to make up a bunch of fake kids to pull a massive fake flag, but don’t have the brains to realize a government that evil could also just ... shoot the kids. It’s a…

May he always have low battery. May his socks slip down his feet. May he always need to sneeze but never quite manage it. May he shart whenever he farts. May he step on lego.

Well, look at it this way. His delusion allows him to feel like HE’S the one being victimized by the Sandy Hook shooting - since it was “fake” in order for the government to “take his guns”.

There’s an intense need on the part of some pretty unpersecuted people to feel persecuted.

According to the drug addled mother of three (four?) that I went to high school with, the government did it to pass gun legislation. She and her husband went out and bought more guns and ammo, because you never know when shit’s gonna get locked down! THESE PEOPLE ARE BORN AND RAISED IN CALIFORNIA. Not even the Sierra…

I think it’s both plus a desperate desire to believe that we can’t possibly live in a world where 20 kindergarteners are murdered for no reason.

I hope his refrigerator dies while he’s a work and his dog poops in his favorite shoes and his best friend butt dials him while talking about how he’s really lost it, and his land lord decides it’s time to renovate and cancels his lease six months early, and his work decides to rearrange some offices landing him in a…

Mills was accused of approaching a sister of slain Sandy Hook Elementary School teacher Victoria Soto during a charity race in November and angrily claiming the shootings never took place.

This is why I get angry when people say that these kinds of conspiracy theories are “harmless.” No, they vilify victims and their families and then send their rabid dogs after them. It's inhuman and revolting.

Well you can understand his claims given how all guns everywhere were banned as a result of Sandy Hook.

Fuck this fucking fucker, who got off way too fucking lightly.

Miranda deserves everything. He worked his ass off, has for years, and created something so special, that folks are killing to get tickets. Not many folks can say that.

Is there an award that starts with U so he can get a PUEGOT?

I hope Chris Pratt & Anna Farris make it. I’m entirely too caught up in their cuteness.

Lin is gonna keep humblebragging straight into that EGOT

Your entire paragraph shows why she didn’t tell anyone. I would also argue that the alternative would be a sexual discrimination lawsuit had she told them and they not offered the contract.

That’s not true. LASIK is most commonly used to treat myopia (nearsightedness), but can also be used to treat presbyopia (farsightedness) and astigmatism (irregularly shaped cornea) to varying degrees.

Yes! It’s super important you follow all the pre and post-op instructions your doctor gives you.

I had laser eye surgery about 10 years ago. They did not give me a Valium but honestly I was OK without it (this is coming from a person who can’t even do contacts without freaking out). Honestly the procedure itself wasn’t that bad, the recovery suuuuuuuuucked. This was back in the day of bladed surgery so recovery…