Colin Powell helped cover up the Mai Lai massacre.

He took the biggest government surplus in history and turned it into the biggest deficit in history. That’s not easy to do! That takes some creative evil.

Co-signed.

The long anticipated release of the #JFKFiles will take place tomorrow. So interesting!

I’ve always thought magicians seem super creepy. Like if you’re entire shtick is deceiving people mainly through psychological manipulation, it seems like you’re a likely candidate to pull off creepy shit in your personal relationships.

Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

Objectively a terrible person. Subjective to a continued trump presidency, I would welcome President Pence this afternoon.

I bet Mother knows.

Is it only me who thinks he’s a closeted oppressed guy?

PLEASE LET THIS BE REAL.

Some believe Kelly is trying to get her a job before he quits. Although Cabinet Secretary is a pretty significant job.

Oh man, before reading the article I was anticipating so much worse. It’s like being beaten every day with a brick, and then one morning someone comes at you with a rattan cane and you’re like, “Sweet.”

I had read that she serves as Kelly’s enforcer in the White House: the body who will actively stand in the way of certain people seeing and talking to Trump. I had also read that she’s disliked in the WH and has been responsible for kicking political people out of policy meetings, like NSC, who have no business being…

She does not have a flag on her lapel.

Kelly’s hour of “Today” is down 32 percent compared to a year ago. And “Kathie Lee & Hoda” is down 26 percent.

Am I the only person in the universe who think it’s creepy as hell to perform excitement over a stranger’s pregnant body?

Fuck their stadiums and fuck the Chargers.

Trump is the walking embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

What’s idiotic is that liberals actually <i>will</i> stop watching. Conservatives are by nature much more set in their patterns and less likely to change their behavior (of tuning in).

I honestly wonder how much of ESPN’s recent actions against Jemele Hill are partially motivated by ESPN trying to undercut the MESPN/too liberal narrative that some anti-ESPN conservative outlets (Clay Travis, FS1) are pushing.