In my opinion many problems could and should be solved with an impromptu orgy. With or without fish.

Eh, the first trip was well enough intentioned. The genocide started the second time around. The Arawak were far too friendly. If they’d been like the Sentinelese that shit might have never happened.

What’s more, such outlets are largely driven by commentary.

As a former kicker, I am usually quick to back the kicker and let people know everyone misses from time to time. Last night, I watched him miss his third of the night from 31 and yelled “CUT HIS ASS” at my tv. I’m not even a Bucs fan. I could care less about them. But the fact that I got cut from the worst D1AA…

at this point there might be Bucs fans willing to take Aguayo back.

Just a heads up, Aguayo was a 2nd round pick, not a 1st rounder (shoutout to Seabass in Oakland). Still, trading up in the 2nd round for a kicker deserves a lot of ridicule.

And somewhere, on a practice field somewhere, Roberto Aguayo smiles and softly chuckles to himself, then promptly misses another kick.

Actually what Ivana said is very wise — she’s filthy rich, why would she want to go into politics when she can just enjoy being filthy rich? I wish Trump thought about things that way. If I had that kind of money, the last thing I would want to do is spend time in conference rooms with politicians — I would be too…

Y2K actually did happen, and it threw us all into the Mirror Universe.

It’s hard to believe that, if there are infinite universes, there’s a universe out there where Donald Trump is actually a good and decent man who saved his world.

But...emails!

It’s almost like Trump’s cabinet is filled with grifters and thieves.

Paramour!

When has a little thing like verified facts ever stopped him from claiming anything?

Oh, Trump. You do know you can’t just say, “MSNBC ratings are way down” when their ratings have spiked in the past year. These things are quantitative, after all...

“Tillerson also ate shit in a press conference, calling Trump “smart” and denying that he ever considered leaving his post. He did not deny calling his boss a moron or a fucking moron”

You know what else those politicians could be doing? Providing healthcare to victims though Medicare for all.

The 2nd Amendment dates back to a time when America had no standing army, large predators still roamed the countryside be(since they hadn’t been hunted to near-extinction yet) and angry Native American tribes would sometimes fight back against encroaching white settlements. And people were legitimately concerned that…

“Amend the Constitution, it’s a living document and meant to do be fixed.”