Be sure to inundate your dad with “holy shit, did you see that catch??” texts.

I graduated from Immokalee High School, and the devastation there is heartbreaking. They’re poor at the best of times, and right now... it’s a disaster. Thank you for this article.

Rating are released about mid-day the day after. Trump claims he gets ratings before they’re released, and it’s a proven lie because the “Monday Night Football” NFL game had higher ratings than it has in the past. He is actually standing in front of the world and lying about ratings being low. Ratings have gone up…

Here are two things I’ve learned in the last month:

Meanwhile, in my upper middle class Florida neighbourhood, the company the county hires to haul away the extra yard waste is receiving FEMA money to keep our tidy yards nice.

It’s really fucked up and irresponsible to make false accusations like that. Let alone so publicly. He killed two dudes. Shame on you.

Only Ray Lewis can incorrectly take both sides of an issue. It’s like he stabbed both sides, obstructed us from the heart of the matter and then ratted out the debaters.

Tear it down and build a statute of a real Maryland hero:
That girl that crushed a can of beer on her head last weekend.

Wait, they want it removed because he knelt, not because he, ahem, allegedly killed a dude. Sounds right. Where’s the suit?

I understand, but you can also tend bar, waitress, or cut grass in Homestead, Key Largo, Pembroke Pines, Ft. Myers, Charlotte Harbor, Sarasota, Clearwater, or tons of other places and still get the Florida weather without the high cost of living and logistical inconvenience of living on one of the outer keys.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I live 30 minutes away from Immokalee, in Lehigh Acres. I can only say that even though my community is poor (income median wise) we got assistance from the National Guard and local goverment agencies. Immokalee has always been overlooked, possibly due to being a majority POC town, but…

Tomatoes $2/lb! Strawberries 3 for $5! Grapes $1.29/lb with your shopper card!

Circumstances differ, but at some point you stop living on that river if you can. Virtually lifelong Floridian here, and if you have the means, you don’t live in a chronic flood zone. I feel for those that don’t have those means. I feel far greater sympathy for those folks (and these in the article) than many in Key…

it was/is really absolutely disgusting the way trump is handling the crisis in Puerto Rico, but its also disgusting that he was like, ‘oh Florida’s good! they’re all fine there!” uh, no dude. there’s families near me where they STILL cant get into their houses, the area is completely flooded, the river just crested a…

I absolutely guarantee that Cheeto Hitler directed his team to deliberately ignore these people at the expense of others because they are immigrants! I hope all of the Bernie Bros that sat the election out are happy (BUT HER FUCKING EMAILS, AMIRITE) !

Except the son-in-law on Last Man Standing is an awful human being, just like Tim Allen’s character. They both undermine the women in their lives and push their political philosophies on a five-year-old.

“English is wierd like that.” Might not want to teach her to misspell weird like that, though. :)

“Kushner can’t even fill out the most basic paperwork without screwing it up, so it’s a mystery why anyone thinks he’s somehow going to bring peace to the Middle East.

My wife is Dutch, and their language is well sorted out. It didn’t take me long to learn to pronounce the Dutch language, and was reading emails to my wife when we were doing the LDR (long distance relationship) thing (I had internet in my apartment, she did not).

At least for spelling, the answer is that the alphabet designed to represent all the sounds found in speech (the IPA) has 107 letters modified by 52 diacritics and four prosodic marks. What’s a prosodic mark? Hell if I know.