Jobs they chose.

Pace yourself.

I love when he reads something on the prompter that he never knew before and then annotated his own speech in real time. 

Propped up by the Kochs.

So wait a second... Tom Price the Director of the HHS’s excuse is that the HHS approved his expenses? I wrote a purchase order application once, any thing over $20k had to be approved by the CEO. Hmmm I see what he did there.

FEMA IS NOT GODDAMN INSURANCE.

Why try to win their votes when he can just suppress them? 

I moved to the south from the north east in middle school and I ended up having to take American History twice because education in the south ain’t so good.

Underrated factor in NFL ratings. No data from the entire state of Florida on Irma Sunday. A good chunk of the state didn’t have power or cable the next weekend.

I have a feeling Trump will wonder how so many Puerto Rican refugees got into the country.

This is true and one of the plethora of reasons we stopped watching.

So true, I got autocorrected on my phone so I thought I had the I in the wrong spot. Which in retrospect wierd autocorrecting to wired makes more sense. Original sin.

I’ll be happy if he stays gainfully employeed by only Toy Story shorts (which are all great).

Or taking a fat percentage of the Hallmark Channel rerun money.

It was a fair comparison because they blatently ripped off the premise with the conservative father / liberal son-in-law schtick.

I actually watched some of it. It was definitely a humor issue.

It’s almost as if the majority of the population doesn’t have these views and the system has been gerrymandered to keep them in power.

I watched maybe a half a season of this show. It was terrible. Tim Allen and his character weren’t actually the problem it was the rest of the cast and the scripts.

I’ve always known the English language was a mess but trying to teach my daughter the in and outs is really frustrating. Strange spellings, silent letters, homonyms, homographs, homophones, plural exceptions, idioms, etc. She asks why and I basically have resorted to “English is wierd like that.”

The specific joke about Kathy Lee Gifford / Megyn Kelly is a clear analogy to Roose Bolton / Robb Stark.