71 orders. Or 5 weeks.

Actually that line was spoken by Roose Bolton

Trump’s fight with the NFL players isn’t really about sports

Honestly that is the problem with this protest. Very nebulous, terrible branding. I have zero problem if this is how they choose to protest because I will be using the time to get beer or snacks or go the bathroom just as I did before the protests.

I only renew my patriotism once a year before the Super Bowl.

He’s just compensating for his small... hands.

Pro tip: have a good bye ritual for toys picked up at the store that you don’t want to buy.

if my HOA gets to control my health care shoot me now.

Day drinking yes, I am still working on morning drinking.

Luckily (and oddly) the generals are there to do that (I think).

Lol, like she didn’t have a wet nurse that was only allowed to eat kale and quinoa.

Hilary is still terrible at marketing. Dark and dangerous as descriptors for Trump only helps his mystic.

Irma made mainland landfall in an extremely wealthy part of Florida. Obviously lots of poors to support them too. Guess who took the most damage?

I have 3 kids (5,2,.3) my wife decided to schedule all three kids for one exam sparring us three in one month. The doctors office agreed only if both parents come. That morning my wife had a work emergency so I decided to trooper on solo. It was intense but we got through most pretty well, including a urine test for…

Half true; when you die you don’t remember anything because your brain does not work.

Florida State doesn’t have any players as old as that joke.

Word is Henry had a certain habit that made him unreliable and kept his weight off.

Thiiiiiiis.

We live in the Trump era now, words are wind.

I’m not sure about how treasury does it but when I worked for the state, the inspector general was a weird little island on the org chart and not even appointed by the director. Not saying they can’t be a crony but they aren’t an immediate crony.