Leave it to Gawker to have the colored one voting first.

The person whose vote you bought is clearly gambling with his/her future credibility as a writer. Therefore, I think we should vote in Kenny Rogers in their honor!

Jannsen's troubles weren't over. He got hit with a three-game suspension, a loss of $15,000 salary, he went to the parking lot and found his tires slashed, found out he owed $300 in overdue library fines, got written up for speeding, and came home to find his wife boning the mailman.

Rovell's such a sick freak that he enjoyed getting burned like this.

Who knows!

Hmm, I'm really surprised this didn't involve more flopping.

Not seconds, not thirds, not fourths, not fifths, not sixths.

True story: got ar rested for a dui and the biggest dicks working. I just stripped naked and greased my self with hand sanitizer and ran around. Ended up tased, but it was worth it.

I'm inclined to believe him. There's no way this guy is into girls who haven't experienced the crimson tide.

I hope your entire head falls off.

Even after all these years, Air Jordans are still cool.

I'm conflicted on how to vote... if only there were some other commenters here to moralize to me & others about how we don't "get" the site the same way they do if we vote no...

I watched about 3 innings of baseball this year. Let me do it.

Sadly, Hall of Fame votes aren't made public like MVP votes.

Music Critic: Lamar, I'm afraid to say it's flabby, lumbering, monotonous, lacking in aesthetic value, and totally and completely devoid of flow.

Hartford Whalers fans, meanwhile, continue to "eat a dick," per NHL directive.

And I saw when the lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, "Maddux." And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him; and he went forth conquering and to conquer. And when he had opened the second…

Jesus. Who pissed in your toastmilk this morning?

It's about goddamn time.

35-year BBWAA Member, 11/13/2013: You can't just go around commoditizing something that is sacred and pure! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!