A baseball player hitting 73 home runs in a season (2013 data, qualified batters).

This email is totally depressing to those of us intelligent, sensitive men who participated in fraternities. When I was a frat brother, yes we did drink, but we never, ever would "mack" or "hit on" girls that were past the point of good judgment. That's a horrible awful thing to do. In my frat, we learned a sense of…

Wow, this really does reflect the worst of college bro culture. It's unconscionable that there are college students out there who think that this behavior is okay.

Wow, you can tell that Laviolette really cares about the Flyers. Even the gas he pumps is lead-free.

OK, I'll say it, Battlestar Galactica is far too low, unless it's being penalized for the nonsense of Starbuck being an angel.

He's good because he practices a lot. At the zoo, he plays with a bison daily.

"There...there IS something in the rulebook saying that bears can't play in the NBA, right?"

I am interested in the maximum distances that certain oblong objects can travel.

I don't think people should get all hung-up on who's portraying Gatti. It's kind of insensitive, don't you think?

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You're basically the Skip Bayless of Deadspin at this point. You're so consistently wrong, but try to appear like you know what in the hell you're talking about.

You won't be happy until the Foodspin approval rating is below Congress', will you?

God, I'm tired of all the liberal white guilt in these comments. There's nothing wrong with these fine gentlemen's costumes! Here's some conservative white guilt for you: This team doesn't have a real live Indian they keep chained up in the bullpen and drag out between innings for some pow wow dances or whatever the…

Justin here. I suggest you take that ten bucks and buy the biggest, crustiest baguette you can find and shove it directly in a 400 degree oven after rubbing it with a couple of cloves of raw garlic, drizzling with a little olive oil and a sprinkle of coarse salt. That's how I like it anyway.

or Semenko

Joke's on the vandals. That's the town's Theo Fleury sculpture.

A Schiano Man grunts every time he stands up from a sitting position.

A Schiano Man teaches his son how to tackle by tackling his son.

A Schiano Man provides his no-holds-barred feedback to the person handing out free samples at a store.