The Leafs strategy for making the playoffs this year is "a congenital heart defect has felled every other player in the Eastern Conference."

I know Riley Cooper isn't the tallest guy, but 5'6" seems like an exaggeration.

For those who are interested in donating. A charity has been established in the elephant’s memory. You can find it right next to the bullet.

Goddamn Republicans. This show makes me want to shoot an elephant in the face.

Never forget.

Who do you think this guy's hunting to feed, Charlie Weis?

I mean, I understand the non-traditional humor subgenre of overtly self-aware caricaturisms, but in order to most effectively leverage the intended impact the reader needs to be able to understand two essential elements: (1) what the author intended to say, and (b) how the author intended to say it.

Is there already talk of relocating?

Hi. I drink Red Bull for the taste.

Cream soda? Were you born in 1908?

Absolutely ridiculous. Cherry cola over ginger ale and Dr. Pepper? I'm reporting you to Obama.

I'm not quite sure how someone who hates good-tasting things can have his own food blog.

You know who else is a borderline pothead?

This is official the coupe de grâce for this LOL Mets meme.

In the battle for worst NASA disasters, I think we have a challenger.

You guys think this story sounds bad so far? Well, here's the kicker:

Suh is a colossal jack ass for that hit. He deserves every penny and then some. He could have ended his career! There's no place for that in the NFL! Now, if the hit had been on Christian Ponder.....

Craggs: CHRIS KLUWE YOUR POSTS GENERATE OPTIMAL PAGE VIEWS. WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO CONTRIBUTE AGAIN. RESPOND.

Not a cool as the Slayer concert t-shirt that Gronk customized by putting "Of Pussy" at the bottom.

[Brandon Spikes's shirt]