PATHETIC. Didn't even get close to the guy.

Well that is an unbelievably civilized response to my harsh retort. Clearly others are down with your style, so carry on, I guess. I still hate blanket-opinion comments (in this case, the consensus being "Lambert is a waste of space I hate him"). They are boring and add nothing, unless fully argued out (which none…

YEOW!!! What strong take you have Youppi!! SCORCHING HOT! Yet can't actually handle a little heat yourself eh youppi? Your comments are a joke. Not the appreciated funny kind, the shitsville add-nothing-of-value kind. You are the Ryan Lambert of commenters. Anyways have fun jacking off to your Douglas Murray full…

I have no idea who Ryan Lambert is, people seem to hate him, whatever, that's fine, but...

Denton wouldn't have it any other way!

A boost? Doubtful, I'd expect more of a sag.

"WOW...just looking at those bear claws makes my palms sweaty!"

the Knicks? Not a big enough drop off... A full clips for pacers trade is the ticket.

Well Tom, I wasn't convinced at first, but now I totally am excited about Billy Hamilton.

Tortorella, who won a Stanley Cup 10 years ago, will never coach again in the NHL once this is over

Well, when I think North Dakota basketball I first think Phil Jackson, but then when I think North Dakota and NCAA hoops I think Chuck Klosterman, but then I think (shoots self)

Arachnophobia should probably be on this list somewhere. I vaguely remember it being a disaster of a movie.

Even more ridiculous was when he vociferously denied any dunking was going on as well, despite making this claim as he emerged, soaked from head to toe, from a large vat of water.

I, for one, am not surprised. The Canucks are long-known for fucking around behind the backs of their goalies...just ask Kirk McLean.

If only!

With those killer moves*, no doubt there'd be broken ankles.

"But look at you now... a burner account on Deadspin! Things are looking up!"

It's sad, isn't it? Tom Ley really has lost his fastball :(