lacrosse isn't played on ice. What are you talking about?

YEOW!!! What strong take you have Youppi!! SCORCHING HOT! Yet can't actually handle a little heat yourself eh youppi? Your comments are a joke. Not the appreciated funny kind, the shitsville add-nothing-of-value kind. You are the Ryan Lambert of commenters. Anyways have fun jacking off to your Douglas Murray full…

A crappier version of Hal Gill is an unfortunately accurate description of Doug Murray.

The difference between Thornton and Murray is that one is a defenseman and one is a winger. A marginal winger has less of an impact as he's usually not in front of his own net and if paired with decent defense is less of a liability. Murray, on the other hand, is expected to clear out the front of his net, pick-up…

The Bruins suggested that their racist fans should look in the mirror before spewing this garbage on Twitter. What kind of man — or woman — feels the need to unleash such racially-charged invective over the Internet, they asked.

You idiot. Getting hit by a car was Hickey's thing before it was ever Burneko's.

To be fair, blowing things up would certainly clear up that choking problem.

My first thought was to try to throw it out of the stadium

Huh. Usually when the Upper Deck gets recognition, the player is on the Cards.

I mean if he wanted to give the fans in the upper deck a ball without any repercussions, he could have just kept pitching.

Shoulda been you, Donald Sterl...oh, wait. Nice job, cancer! You finally nailed it.

[takes drastic measures to remove cancer]

Still believes in the triangle........

"How pounds have you lost, Phil?"

No need to get all defensive, mosesupposes.

Fun fact: the three-post shot is referred to as "The Trident."

I don't get it, that looks just like a regular puck.

It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.