This looks absolutely nothing like previous Call of Duty games. The idea of being able to blast around rooftops and cloak seems more like Crysis, if anything.

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

Weirdly, "super overkill" is EXACTLY what I would look for in MY military arsenal, Haha

or the Navy!

as the proud owner of an enormous mustache, food embarrassments are a very real hazard on dates. Fruit is not typically on my list of danger foods, except watermelon.

I'm starting to understand how someone could shoot him nine times.

She betrayed her vow and leaked vital info that could put the lives of her fellow soldiers at risk. In what fucking universe does that make her a hero?

I'm sure they will catch Monty Emu. He's not much of a flight risk.

Wanker.

22 of the 16 injuries

I read a great comment about female comedians on Jez a while back, about how men are put off by them because women are meant to be ornamental while men are instrumental. I think the same theory carries through here - it's okay for a women to be coerced into sex by a man and be there for his pleasure. But as soon as…

To be perfectly honest, I felt more degraded in a minimum wage, blue-collar, low paying, service job than I ever did doing porn.

I'm an Eastern European woman. Fuck you. You know nothing about us.

like this?

Be Batman.

I so wish someone could identify those 100 people who unfriended her, remove from the list those who were triggered for legitimate reasons, and give me the remainder so I could personally punch them in the larynx with my elbow.

Real talk: I was raped at this school, many years ago now. I dropped out not long afterward. I never once considered reporting it - the culture of victim-blaming was that high. People stereotype the U of C as a nerdy, virgin-filled school, and the nerd part definitely has a bit of truth. But the frats there are…

Hurr hurr hurr! I'm a guy so I know what women's life experiences are because I know fucking everything. Mo mommy and all my teachers told me so, that's why women women tell me how they are treated, I correct them. Because I are a man and that makes me smartzz! Hurr hurr hurr.

You're doing it wrong. I'd always have a habit of throwing off the girl behind me and 9 times out of 10 their bikini would become undone. Nothing gets girls wetter than a jetski.

Sad but true..