Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

GNU Terry Pratchett

Neil Gaiman AND Terry Pratchett.  man I’m sad no new Terry, but this helps.  DON”T FORGET HIM!  SAY HIS NAME!

How did you know he over did it? He was invisible nearly the entire time.

That would have to be a really bad movie.

Because purple models and actors are hard to come by on short notice.

Please, don’t date

Now now, it can be truly insightful. Myself, I learned that I’m an SPQR and if anyone tries to impress me with their Meyers-Briggs test, I will do my best to wipe them from the planet, salt their ancestral lands and move on as if nothing ever happened.

“Hey, what happened to Jerry in Accounting?”

Twitter can unban Trump’s account as long as Trump can prove his IQ is above 100. I think that’s fair.

Battleship was amazing you shut your mouth.

Because it’s giant.

starred all your posts to remind you of your mistakes

WB has one hell of a movie verse for you.

Why is Paul Bettany wearing glasses in that picture? Vision problems?

It may not prevent death, but I’m 100% sure it prevents murder every morning.

Winter is Coming Rendering.

Dunno, seems like a pretty chill dude to me. Not as lively as most, but he does have an infectious personality.

The Hound is not a big fan of fire and the bear WAS LITERALLY ON FIRE.

Fucking moron.