Retired Jackaroo
retiredjackaroo
10/13/18
6:00 PM
774

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

10/6/18
11:54 AM
67

Neil Gaiman AND Terry Pratchett.  man I’m sad no new Terry, but this helps.  DON”T FORGET HIM!  SAY HIS NAME!

8/6/18
4:25 PM
65

How did you know he over did it? He was invisible nearly the entire time.

2/18/18
12:06 PM
14

Because purple models and actors are hard to come by on short notice.

1/24/18
4:41 PM
15

Now now, it can be truly insightful. Myself, I learned that I’m an SPQR and if anyone tries to impress me with their Meyers-Briggs test, I will do my best to wipe them from the planet, salt their ancestral lands and move on as if nothing ever happened. Read more

11/29/17
9:45 PM
10

Twitter can unban Trump’s account as long as Trump can prove his IQ is above 100. I think that’s fair.

9/14/17
9:08 AM
196

Why is Paul Bettany wearing glasses in that picture? Vision problems?

9/1/17
2:24 PM
13

It may not prevent death, but I’m 100% sure it prevents murder every morning.

8/29/17
12:06 PM
109

Dunno, seems like a pretty chill dude to me. Not as lively as most, but he does have an infectious personality.

8/22/17
12:49 PM
164

The Hound is not a big fan of fire and the bear WAS LITERALLY ON FIRE.