Yep, I can just imagine it: "Once I'm married, I'd love to go back into education and get a mistress".

This scene makes me laugh every time. From the belly.

This.

Full English breakfast with extra grease.

It's a tricky one, if it was an isolated case, with the man responsible already detained/identified, then broadcasting it all over campus would be a bit alarming, not to mention detrimental to any on-going investigation. Obviously if the guy was guilty, then it would have been broadcast, however, in this case, they've…

That's ok, I'm not burned up about it. I'm quite enjoying being a bachelor for now - I see a motorbike and jetski in my near future :)

Ugh, no hope for me then. College educated and already divorced at 30! :)

Your first thought was probably the safest bet :)

Just when you thought all creativity had reached it's pinnacle.

I don't get this whole camera with WiFi thing - is it so hard to just pop an SD card in your laptop/iPad - if you're spending $650 dollars, why not a few bucks more for a dedicated card reader and save your battery?

Best analogy ever.

I have to agree, but from a man's perspective we don't seem to have quite the same issues - nearly every girl I've been on a date with from there has been balanced, smart and looked exactly like her pictures.

And in one sentence you've pretty much summed up the entire situation and politics in general.

I know what you mean, I was pretty lucky though, neither of us really wanted to get bogged down and neither of us really cared about who got what, I wanted to go off and travel, she wanted to get on with her new life with her new man.

Bahahahahaha

It seems to be that insane paranoia that once a guy has "got his jollies off", we're not interested in anything else or talking.

Lindsay or the Foetus?

Correct - it's arseless.

Any situation?!