This.

Full English breakfast with extra grease.

It's a tricky one, if it was an isolated case, with the man responsible already detained/identified, then broadcasting it all over campus would be a bit alarming, not to mention detrimental to any on-going investigation. Obviously if the guy was guilty, then it would have been broadcast, however, in this case, they've…

That's ok, I'm not burned up about it. I'm quite enjoying being a bachelor for now - I see a motorbike and jetski in my near future :)

Ugh, no hope for me then. College educated and already divorced at 30! :)

Your first thought was probably the safest bet :)

Just when you thought all creativity had reached it's pinnacle.

Best analogy ever.

I have to agree, but from a man's perspective we don't seem to have quite the same issues - nearly every girl I've been on a date with from there has been balanced, smart and looked exactly like her pictures.

I know what you mean, I was pretty lucky though, neither of us really wanted to get bogged down and neither of us really cared about who got what, I wanted to go off and travel, she wanted to get on with her new life with her new man.

It seems to be that insane paranoia that once a guy has "got his jollies off", we're not interested in anything else or talking.

Lindsay or the Foetus?

Correct - it's arseless.

Any situation?!

I catch it every now and then. Love that advert, except... I kinda have a feeling that for most people who end up on Bondi Rescue, you'd have to explain what "parallel" means!

Looks like he braked because of the police speed trap (you can see it in the top video) and lost control.

Especially considering her sweet, retiring nature!

I got past it reading Terry Pratchett: Moist Von Lipwig. On a par with Sam Vimes as a character :D

Yep, formergr is right - think of it like air around a fire - air gets sucked in from all directions and sent upwards (not exactly right- but you get the idea). If you move out of the hot air column, the upwards movement ceases.

Arg... riptides. The number of times I have to say to my friends: Swim ACROSS them, not against them. Turn side on to the beach, either way is fine and just swim...