“Y’all don’t know what it’s like being male, middle-class and white” - Ben Folds

IF YOU CANNOT WRITE SATIRE, DO NOT WRITE SATIRE! STAY IN YOUR LANE!

B..but don’t you get it, Jia?

You’d think the first — and easiest — idea would be to do a whole issue pretending the casual racism (and not so casual racism) happens to white people. Like an article about a Vinyard Vines wearing white guy followed around Ragged Mountain Running (“He didn’t look like he ran anything other than his Yukon’s engine’…

Seriously? Gross. They should have just cast Jonny Depp as Tiger Lilly to be consistent.

Watching the PAN trailer in Cinderella I got SO pumped until they showed her as Tiger Lilly. Just ugh

I am intrigued by the way that song abruptly cuts off: “What do we want? A girl worth fighting -” I’ve tried to convince my daughter that it’s deliberate, that they actually want a girl who can fight, but she’s not buying.

Seriously. I never fully appreciated her until Agents of Shield and now I'm like...

Cameo- BD Wong and Ming Na Wen as Mulan's parents.

Let's not forget "Mulan in her boy clothes" was only VERY NARROWLY defeated by Robin Hood for SEXIEST OF ALL TIME

Just don't, no matter how hopped up on drugs you are, watch the abomination that is Mulan 2. That is also on Netflix and it's the wooooooooooooooooorst.

NAH

uhhh How about a girl with a brain, who always speaks her mind?

Ming-Na in anything, seriously

Right!? Infinitely better than Cinderella. I will totally give them all my money (or at least $8 to see this as an afternoon matinee).

If you'll recall from your teen years, Mulan...

I'll watch, only if all the song are included. But not sung by Donnie Osmond.

woah i might actually watch this.

What's with that indifferent headline? Mulan is fucking awesome. I will watch the shit out of this.