I'd rather fuck an actual praying mantis

Samesies. Well, except I wasn't all that young when the whole thing went down. ;-) It bothered me back then, but now, the way she was treated makes my blood boil. And while I think Bill Clinton is pretty brilliant in a lot of ways, and I'd love to think that he's still capable of making positive change in the…

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MJH seems like the kind of mom who posted pics of all of her kids' first shits in the toilet (or "poopies in the potty," if you want to give me an aneurysm) on Facebook.

Human babies are the ugliest kinds of babies. No comparison to puppies, kittens, baby goats, etc.

I was so young when that whole Monica Lewinsky thing went down. But now, viewing it through the lens of a woman in her 30s, the whole thing - from the president's behavior to the media shaming - makes me sick.

....ewwwwwwwwwwww

My daughter is a firm believer in the fact that The Rock makes everything better, I now might agree.

I'm still not convinced that "Featurette" isn't just a shaming word we give to trailers to sexualize and objectify them.

no, it's very sweet! she just didn't humblebrag right.

Melissa. I say this as the loving mom of a 2 year old and as a long time fan of your work: there is nothing cute about a 2 year old shouting in a restaurant.

And even worse, that's after he and his editor were dismissive and condescending to her (legitimate and not rude) attempt at getting a correction. Assholes.

I honestly think the worst thing about this whole exchange is the paternalistic slimefest that was Tucker's response. 'You were whiny and annoying, sweetie. Allow me to "correct" you.'

that is why it is so important to run names by people who think like 12 year old boys. I ran my kids names by my siblings so they could point out that Tuck and Buck is an acrobatic sex act that you probably shouldn't name your kids after.

It reminds me of this time some asshole asked a lesbian if she was gay because she was scared of erections. She said she wasn't afraid of anything that just needed a slap to go away.

Actually, I just want to know the life story of their parents. I mean, why on the universe's blue balls do you have two sons and name them Tuck and Buck. What the hell was going through your heads?????!!!!!????

I gotta go with when he PWNED Glen Beck. So magnificent.

How dare a woman in her professional capacity not be 'polite' and 'cheerful' in an email to the guy who just publicly called her 'whiny' and 'annoying.'

Tucker Carlson will always be that douche who got owned by Jon Stewart.