That's the best part. He's so insecure that he felt the need to clarify what was an obvious joke.

I like when he feels the need to clarify that he hasn't worn fishnets before.

Cher wins, hands down. Piers wasn't even trying with that sad, pathetic little attempt at a comeback.

Igloo: also he can actually rap.

Lady Gaga turning into Grandma Gaga. Next up: "they're just jealous, little Tay!"

Just this morning I was telling my sister how fascinated I am by the crossover between 1D's world and the fashion world and I log on to see this EXCELLENT interview! Amazing job, Brodie: excellent questions and a great choice of interviewee! The fact that you have a great amount of background knowledge on the boys…

that was pretty clear in context, but the fact that the thin-skinned dbag kept using it like a gang or fraternity name is lame and contemptible.

"TL;DR"

Metric system, amirite?!?

Negative parties... He'll have to throw parties he's not invited to.

He's referring to Currie House's famous Less Than Zero themed party where everybody speaks in short, choppy sentences in first person present tense and half the house does so much heroin they have to carry around personal puke buckets and the other half does so much coke their noses are bleeding all over the social…

I am Tyler's passive-aggressive email.

-Remember that time I wrote a poorly-worded and confusing email to you that was just a hair under the length of the Infinite Jest?

-I do, ole chap! I had such a silly haircut back then. Welp, let's bury the hatchet and get back to completely ruining the entire fucking world.

[Redacted] Durden

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.

Come on — they'll both have a good laugh about this at the I-bank in 5 years after they've just closed the big merger that will put 16,000 people out of work....

The number of times she has seen these boys in their underwear.... jealousy does not describe how I feel.