I think this could be the first thing you've ever written that rings entirely true with me (not that I dislike your writing, I just often disagree with your premises). My partner is from an extremely wealthy family, I come from a family that was below the poverty line most of my teen years and not much better before…

I could have been wearing it instead of Zendaya, and I'm as white as they come

Leo and Rihanna are clearly casual fuck buddies. When they feel like, they fuck. They also fuck other people. Why are the 'bloids having such a hard time with this?

practically perfect in every goddamn way.

That's a mistake.

Compromise- epossumondas

I love Idina enough to know that her voice is completely wrong for songs from The Sound of Music. Especially songs in the same key that Julie Andrews sang them in.

My money is on Jana or Jinger

Every season except the first feels like they spent a ton of time coming up with the theme, casting, designing sets, and then the day before filming went, "Oh shit! We forgot to write anything! Quick, just jot down whatever."

He looks like the Cheetos cat.

Huh. So, that's my nightmares are going to be tonight.

Oh my god please let me one day be an Overly Sexualized Velociraptor

The Kravitz's (including Lisa Bonet) have GOT to be the most beautiful family ever. Seriously. Those genes!

I'm beginning to love hearing white people's negative takes on Beyonce. I just want to lean my head on my fist and watch them talk.

Also, am I wrong that in her original acceptance speech she specifically calls out "every woman who has given birth?" IDK, it was a little rambly and stilted at that particular moment and I'm willing to admit I may just not understand what she's saying (she says those actual words but I'm not sure what the context…

Not to mention, if Rihanna was my daughter and brought Leo home it'd be so hard for me to not be like, "Girl, he is a bloated middle aged model-chasing walking mid-life crisis. You can do better..."

Actually, the never-ending string of 20 year-old models whom my middle-aged son keeps bringing home would probably worry me more than a grown woman who has been extremely successful in her career.

there are no queer women or woc

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