if anna kendrick doesn't tweet my life has no meaning

Katie, Katie, Katie. You wanna tell jokes like that, get a burner and post on a Kinja blog like the rest of us.

Lol @ 'underage concealer.'

You neglected to mention how much the cat cost.

From her New York Times interview at the time, she said that it was [at least] partially because she was filming her TV show at the time and she had to juggle raising her young children:

But as an upside, you get to have sex with Ansel Elgort - on top of the bed, under the harsh glare of florescent lights, in his childhood bedroom - which as we all know is the most erotic sexy kind of sex. And then - the best part - you get to have it again!

That's silly. Some people lose the weight quickly, some people don't. With my first son I was down to my diet-goal weight in a month after (not trying, just happened), with my second I'm still working on it almost three years later (now trying with no success). And no, no chef, no nannies, working a full time job.…

How do people not realize how boring it is to watch them play video games. I've never asked anyone to watch me read because that would be ridiculous. Let me play with you or GTFO.*

Watch. You. Play. GTA. For THREE hours.

Yeah. No, GTA is fun to play when I'm online playing with friends/strangers but I'd rather stuff my hand in a blender than watch someone else play it for hours. Pass the controller dude or the only way I'm "watching"you play is by sleeping with my eyes open.

I have no tolerance for watching people play video games so dating Ansel Elgort sounds like hell on earth.

Yeah, I think Charlie will be just fine.

Duuuuude. Not even "Play GTA with you," or (my preferred situation) "Go do something more interesting in another room while you play GTA."

But he'll take you to an EDM concert!!!

Allison Williams defended her dad, Brian Williams: "He's a really good man. He's an honest man. He's a truthful man. He has so much integrity. He cares so much about journalism

The greatest salesperson shade ever happened when I was living in New York. I was browsing at Miu Miu one afternoon just for fun while I was out doing errands. There were a couple of (obviously) tourists in there, and the husband was complaining to the salesperson about the prices. Finally, he says "Isn't Miu Miu…

LAURA IS DOING REALLY WELL AND MISSES ALL OF YOU, TOO!

She looks so young in those other pictures though. I had pretty thin lips when I was younger and now they are much puffier.

Ummmm did you even consider that she has PROOF? Specifically a photo of her next to her ample lipped mother and that everyone knows old people have never and could never fake this sort of thing?

Yeah, even I was #TeamSalesAssociate after that.