they should be made by cup size

My particular issue is business clothes for busty ladies. I have some solidly C-to-D cup boobs, and it seems like *nothing* in the business world is made for this. Button down shirts don't have a chance. Ann Taylor and such are all into the draping stuff that on me makes me look 50 pounds heavier because nothing is…

I interviewed Hamell on Trial when he was coming through town. He started talking about misogyny in the music business, and he said "People love to dump on Miley because she's young and female. But the truth is, she's ridiculously talented, and very driven. That's why guys my age are lined up around the block to work…

I'm pretty sure the pantsuit is Manuel. He is the designer to old school country royalty (and Jack White). Inexplicably tacky and cool all at once. http://www.manuelcouture.com/store/category…

Oh fuck, this is great. Girl can SANG. I had no idea, man.

Damn, that photo of Garth Brooks- I thought that was Jon Lovitz at first glance.

And little old ladies living in retirement communities in Florida.

It's an OUTSTANDING pantsuit. Not only is she really good at country music, she's actually really good at country fashion. Not everyone understands the glorious virtues of a good old-fashioned country music pantsuit.

Capris AND 3/4 sleeves?! I mean, come on!

Oh, just sitting in the office, silently weeping over this beautiful Melanie Safka cover. Nothing to see here.

I think she has a great, interesting voice. Her cover of "50 Ways" was really good. And no one but Miley could wear that pantsuit.

I was a grown ass man and I had the same impression.

it was like the incinerator scene in toy story 3 until dakota reached down to pluck them out of certain doom

Dakota, I can't think of what kind of second life those underwear would even have so that seems completely reasonable that they belong to you now.

At age 16, my uncle declared to my mom, in front of me, that "she didn't turn out to be as big of a bitch as I thought she would!" Like that's a compliment. That's what I call a turning point in a relationship - as in, I turned my back on that dick and cut him out of my life just like my abusive grandparents (his…

I have relatives who are like her parents and they're still savoring what an awful person I am based on things I did as a small child. You can't win, you can just cut them off in the way that's truest for you. This was awesome.

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."

Perhaps they'll even blame their relationship problems on her.

Totally genuinely thought that was a picture of Natalie Portman, Britney Spears, and Goldie Hawn.