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Kid Rock. ;)

Naya Riviera? Iggy Azalea? Pat Sajak?

I find Lea annoying as hell, but genuinely think that she's very talented. TO SAY SOMETHING NICE.

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT! Cannot unsee.

Name me a celebrity more annoying than Lea Michele

Oh yes, your sacred, meaningless letters.

My ass is incredibly hagtastic though, please don't ever doubt that

You stated the purpose behind this series perfectly. I would like that add that Anna is not pulling these sources out of her Hagtastic ass, but that they are being submitted to her with the hopes they will be published. Who would send damning evidence of stupidity to a Jez writer UNLESS they wanted to share the

It does? To me it looks like a guy walking on a sidewalk outside of a liquor store with zero indication of where he might be headed.

He looks to be walking down a sidewalk, there is a liquor store on the block containing the sidewalk. That's it.
I walk past a liquor store daily. It's on my block. I walk past it wearing work clothes and a badge naming my place of employ. Obviously each morning I am picking up a liter of vodka as I walk to my car.

went to UofA and that is definitely a liquor store next to a UofA bus stop. how dare he walk past a liquor store in order to get to class.

It looks like the man in the photo is going to a bar or liquor store?

I also am a sorority alum. My sorority did none of the above (and was actually (substantially - $3000+/year) cheaper than living in the dorms and comparable in cost to living off-campus near the school) but I don't need to get defensive or defend all of Greek life because the bad ones are being called out. They should

He or she did make a fake email. The last line was "sincerely, me and my fake-ass email address"

How about the guy that was in two back-to-back movies with Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff that they apparently "fought" over him and was the supposedly reason Hilary broke up with Aaron Carter... just saying.

Seems like a good argument.

I'ma let you finish, but Tristan's weird negging thing was way more interesting than Lucas' sad little bastard routine.

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