Haven't you heard? The Girl Scouts are all about indoctrinating little kids into becoming pill-popping, abortion loving feminazis. It's OK - it's downright 'Murican - to hate the Girl Scouts.

Only women really have to remain a virgin. Men are technically supposed to be too, but they usually get a free pass on the premarital sex (unless, of course, they're gay).

you're right, dude is not a pronoun, it's a regular noun, also:

You mean hopeful.

We can be stupid together, because I thought the same thing. And for that I am sorry.

Also, can we all agree Beyonce is not for young girls? I am not saying that can't or don't listen to her, but hot damn. She is a woman, singing about woman things. Her target market isn't teeny boppers, it's WOMEN!

Your whole comment was great, but this:

Yeah, what a mystery...

On paper, Beyoncé is the poster child for Huckabee's "Bubba culture" (that's what he called it on The Daily Show last night) values:

You don't approve of Beyoncé because she seems alien to you... You can't single out a corrosive culture and ignore the one that you live in because you're used to it

It's not even just that these are two examples of equally corrosive cultures. One of these people sings songs about contracting STIs and wanting to have sex with minors. The other, at least for the most part, sings songs about consensual relationships between adults that don't harm their participants beyond possibly…

i think it's the most annoying premise in the world to be like, "hey you know that thing that people pay tons of money for and plan for like a year or more that's a really important day? let's just show up and crash it. isn't that FUN?" no. it's not fun. if this were real, unless they found some megafans, it'd be…

Probably one of the most important questions of our time. No jokes.

But he's so boney.

As if the multiple perfect camera angles in each shot and everyone being a beautiful person didn't give it away.

Them arms!