I always have time to take out the trash, son

RBG I'ma need you to lock Scalia in the bathroom until this is all over and done with, please and thank you

Ninth Amendment.

Sometimes I wish we weren't dependant on an old ass document created by people who owned human beings as property for our ethical decisions.

Sometimes I wish the Constitution were more black and white. Like, I wish it would flat out just say in plain English: "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States." Then we wouldn't have to deal with all this mess...

Thank you, I totally will! It's Friday and you're leaving!

We have basically two schools of thought in the comments: people like you (and me tbh) who think this is an absolutely outrageously specific level of demands to place upon another human being's body and personal appearance, and people who think it seems like a reasonable and normal set of requirements. It's really…

Why did they all lose their shit like that?? I mean, there had to be about a 50% chance she'd have a girl, right?

Isn't it a known thing that a teardrop means the person has a murder under his belt?

It's not good, but it looks a hell of a lot better than what she usually wears. (Maybe looking bad on the red carpet is actually a super-edgy, ironic hipster statement and the rest of us are too pedestrian to understand?)

I think you're right.

Have they processed all the rape kits first?

I'd be interested in knowing the reasoning for all these crimes being committed by the same guy, since the sketches are so different, the method of attack is common, and teardrop tattoos are fashionable for gang-bangers and criminals. I'm sure there's an interesting case-study here.

This looks about a million times better than what she usually wears. I think, perhaps, that is because this dress seems to fit? Now if she would stand up straight, lay off the Goth eye liner, and maybe not grease her hair down...we'd be going place. Baby steps, Lena, baby steps.

quinn is the worst but her WHOLE LOOK is to DIE for

I don't think it's bad at all...it needs a belt in the middle (or a better belt, someone suggested there is one there) and better shoes, but all-in-all I actually think this is one of her better looks. Which, I guess, isn't saying all that much.

Nah it's not that bad. Especially relative to that shirt she wore in the first episode of the new season of Girls. I like Dena's style hypothetically and I admire her for wearing whatever the fuck she wants but omg some stuff just looks horrible on her.

That said I'm just relieved Broad City is coming back tonight…

She mostly looks fine, but she really needs to stand up straight.

Are you seriously still blaming Pedro for the Zimmer incident??