I think the saying is "your right to swing your arm ends where my nose begins" and while it's been attributed to all sorts of people, it seems to have been a slogan of sort for the temperance movement, the people who wanted the government to ban alcohol. I'm sure this guy is all for more gov't intervent— oh wait. Not…

Something along the lines of "Your right to exercise your rights ends when exercising your rights is harmful to others." Libertarians and Kirby Delauters have taken it to mean "Your rights are only to do things I like and approve of."

Whoa. I guess I believe in local newspapers again.

I'm curious.

1. For those who don't quite get how polar the shift is from Frederick city to Frederick County, the colloquial term for the population used around the state is "Fredneck".

Also note that the first letter of every paragraph spells out KIRBY DELAUTER. Genius.

Pretty much everything about Kristen Bell makes me want to hang out with her and drink wine.

It's cute you think the criminal justice system's results aren't wholly wealth-related.

Excellent writing. I remember the story, but never knew any details. The insight provided really paints a vivid picture. 18 months doesn't seem fair for such gross negligence.

I don't want to be the guy that explains a joke. But, the 'beetus.

When asked which day of the week was especially difficult on Twitter, Cutler responded "definitely the eighth one."

Dude no, it is not odd at all. I don't even know the details of the Sanchez incident, but consensual sex has no relevance when discussing non-consensual distribution of personal porn.

Good. I had a friend interview for a corporate events job with C. Wonder and the people she interviewed with were incredibly rude and shitty.

Reason #27472 to cut the speeches out.

Quick story that, I guess, shows why I love having kids at weddings and why it's probably a bad idea. A fraternity brother's wedding where it was very heavy on your readings and vows and in the middle of it all this kid, who at most was five years old, says very loudly "THIS IS SO FREAKING BORING" and then gets…

Yeah, of all the rules and regulations that've ever been laid down, HIPAA must be some of the clearest. That whole law basically boils down to WHEN IN DOUBT SHUT YOUR MOUTH

SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO GET FIRED, Y'ALL!