Not only did she not fall — the video was obstructed during her stumble.

"I Don't Know What to Do With Good White People," by Brit Bennett: Hands down, best essay I have ever read on Jezebel or any site ever. This isn't a think piece; it's a game changer.

I've got some shit boys.

Yeah, so the gossip sites said Jeremy and Sonni (who is Canadian) were already broken up before they knew about the baby, and then got married both for the kid and so her U.S. visa wouldn't expire.

An awful lot of celebrity divorces just recently, it seems.

is that fifty cent?

it seems like everyone loves her, all walks of life.

if you're in the canadian closet, are you in the penalty box?

Honestly, Pacheco's 'demands' sound pretty standard to me. Time, and TMZ, will tell.

Maybe he's secretly... Canadian?

As with many blind items, I seem to recall the identity of "Toothy Tile" changed with whoever was en vogue at the time. For years, it was totes for real assumed to be Jake Gyllenhaal" then, by the end of Cassablanca's run,popular guesses shifted to Zac Efron (despite the fact that, Efron would've been getting into…

ALL the nopes.

... Not even Hawkeye saw it coming.

Hearing that Giada is getting divorced just made me think of all those blind items about her going down on people like John Mayer while married to her future ex-husband.

If "putting shit in a place one does not know" constitutes "stealing", my husband has also "stolen" all my documents. Damn the man and his compulsive reorganizing.

You, and Tom Cruise.

Agreed on Casablanca. It's so odd the way he seems to have (correct me if I'm wrong) completely left the world of celebrity news/gossip. I thought perhaps E! had him with a non-compete after he was fired, but that surely would be up by now.

I would agree with you, but considering Apatow's praise for Allen in the past, I think it's relevant to bring up the differential treatment. If he didn't make such a show of condemning Cosby then he wouldn't find himself being called out on this.

I have no idea what I just read nor why I read it.