Drizzling maple syrup on snow is a thing here in Canada. Mostly Quebec.

Nope! Saved! and Scrubs era Mandy Moore is the best!

The things you have to live in Colorado to know...

Solution.

Those of us from Colorado have known this for years. The drive from Denver (5,280 feet) up to the mountains (>10,000 feet) is always a flatulent experience.

Dairy products reduce flatulence? Not for the lactose intolerant, they don't. I have intermittent and mild lactose intolerance and let me tell you that under the wrong circumstances, dairy is the last thing you want me to consume right before a flight...

lol i love the idea of the "mall activists"

Because they're willing to do what it takes (fracking, aka "killing the earth") to get the money.

Capitalism basically requires people be evil to succeed within it. Duh.

Because in order to win under capitalism, you have to out-lie, out-cheat, and out-steal your competition (which, of course, forces the people competing with you to lie, cheat, and steal to stay afloat). He who is the worst human being is the best at making money, and then he gets to be in charge of the rest of us poor…

Because they do bad things to get good money, I suppose.

Why does good money happen to bad people?

I agree with you. I want my stuff to look brand new even if it's decades old.

Write on my books? In ink? That's some kind of book blasphemy! Or am I the only one who likes to keep his stuff in pristine condition? It's the same thing about how I cringe when I go to buy a used retro game and find the previous owner scrawled his name on the cartridge with a Sharpie.