Correction: everywhere. We need more lighthearted homoeroticism everywhere.

My kid went to bed early too. The initial excitement died fast... So who is this movie aimed at? The people with enough wine?

yes! My first thought was why are they so fratty?

No, wait! Havok.

Those are some BAD EYEBROWS. In the promotional stuff, they look way bushier and thicker. Tonight they're like, super thin and arched?

Christopher Walken is:

These pirates. My god. I can't.

Thank god Imdb has some helpful trivia for us.

She needs to go full Xorn

I had this boring desk job where it was easier for me to focus and do my work if I could be listening to music or news or whatnot. When I found the TAL archive I really hit the jackpot. I methodically went through each show from the very beginning. "Fiasco" was the first time I ever betrayed that I was doing something…

Mary Martin managed it an hour and forty minutes. Just saying.

Yes, yes we are, and I can't wait. I think after these past few weeks, we all need a good laugh.

Trial got adjourned, I'm gettin' turnt.

I really hope Bill Murray shows up at the end.

I'm confused as to why Wendy is 40 years old. I'm glad I stopped working to prep-drink for this.

Giiiirl I bought a growler for this nonsense. And I have to teach tomorrow. #sacrifices

I'm with Chrissy. Was there a Pantone Pigment Pageant that we missed?

I'm confused, first Gaga wanted to be Madonna, now Madonna wants to be Gaga? Am I missing something?