Also, this one is mine:

Do you really think you can win me over with an article about tiaras, Mark? Just kidding, of course you can.

Send her this gif and then be all, "...but seriously."

I've never seen one in the wild before, but the animal kingdom is a majestic place.

American religious assholes have been exporting their vile hatred for decades. The anti-gay legislation in Uganda has it's roots in American evangelicals "preaching" in that country.

And, here's a dramatic re-enactment courtesy of your second cousin's wedding reception:

Tandra?

She and I are sitting in our honeymoon suite laughing at all of your comments. We just got matching tattoos that say "Unnamed pregnant lady + Emma 4evah."

Sounds like this lady is going to be a far better mom than these people will ever be! And those people are disgusting..."yeah, let's shame that woman who just had an abortion, who can't do anything about it now instead of doing something productive with our lives!" Ugh. Ugh.

That Zygote knows what it did! Don't coddle it!

Unfortunately, due to a flooding of the market, the "badass" moniker has vastly depreciated, and now has negligible resale value.

Right? He's sort of snickering and yet end ups moving away, folding in on himself — all the body language of someone who's just been righteously whapped on the nose with a newspaper.

These protesters and shameful and I'm glad that lady is so motherfucking awesome.

The smug and patronizing expressions on that guy's face. UGHHHHHH.

Oh, FUCK yeah!

What happened to 1-66, and why is it so critical that we abort 67?

Let's all marry that lady, it won't be weird

MARRY ME, LADY.

The US Navy did 5 separate studies between 1915 and 1995 that reached the same conclusion: the best possible crew for a submarine would be an all-female one.