How am I the first person to star this comment? It's obviously true.

I never gave Office-era Carrell a second thought, except about how annoying I found Michael Scott and, by extension, the actor. Present day Carrell could totally get it. Repeatedly. The transformation that I noticed circa Crazy Stupid Love is now complete.

THANK YOU. I am moving abroad and was legitimately freaking out over how I would watch Netflix and sports and such. You've saved me hours of worried Googling.

How terrible is it that I recognized those moves and thighs, and I've never even seen that movie? I kind of love Andrew Garfield, but if Emma Stone is going to be with any heavily bearded movie start, it should obviously be Chris Evans.

I wore a pink sweater to my uncle's funeral, and didn't think much of it until my cousin came up to me at the end of the service and said thanks. She said that seeing my sweater stand out in a sea of dark colors made her happy, and that it made her feel closer to her father, who'd always liked bright colors. That…

It's evidence of why there shouldn't be too many readings at a wedding. That kid was absolutely on point.

I was at the mall last night and noticed that the C. Wonder store was gone. I never got them. Everything was always on sale, and it was all really boring-looking and ill-fitting. I didn't know about the Tory Burch/C. Wonder connection before reading this post, but it certainly explains a lot.

It's private patient information. So, yeah. Baby names are covered by HIPPA.

Maybe not her clitoris.

In addition to Kindle Unlimited, I also have Scribd. That subscription is a $1 a month less, and has a lot more of the Big 6 publishers' content. Both are absolutely worth it, and while there has been a noticeable uptick in how much I've read this year, I've also been able to do it at a much lower cost (and I work in…

Oooh, no I didn't know that. Yeah, I can imagine how, in that case, what seems to me like a reasonable thing is painted as, "Look at what another greedy whore demanded!" or something.

I am not even mad. If I had something that new and shiny on my person, I'd keep staring at it while wearing a huge fucking smile on my face, too.

I don't like her shows at all, and the John Mayer thing is basically the only thing I can ever remember about Giada.

Yeah, I was like, "Really? That's it?" Maybe I've lived in Bergen County for too long, but that's pretty much the definition of baseline when it comes to divorces around here. I was expecting some Hollywood nonsense like $75K/month child support, on top of $125K/month maintenance. What the hell are people in the rest…

Nah, you twist the bottle, not the cork. No muss, no fuss, and you look like a champagne god/dess (which is a neat trick for me, since I personally loathe champagne; even easier for me to be the designated bottle opener at New Year's, because I'm generally the most sober person at any gathering).

Meh. It's just a really long hair. From your description, I thought that something amazingly disgusting was going to follow it.

Truth! In college I knew a woman who could not comprehend that her first two roommates were white because they were also Hispanic! It did not compute in her head. She didn't get that you could be white and Hispanic, because Hispanic means "brown people speaking Spanish," right? That wasn't even her most boneheaded…

Have you seen what goes on at the grocery store these days? You get all the props.

That explains why he's so generically handsome.

Give or take 24 hours of air travel. I'm in New Jersey. I'm leaving the country for a new job, and I'm trying to figure out how reasonable it is to want to store the library I've amassed as a lifelong book addict (and person who receives free books through work).