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Ditto. I definitely had some thoughts about possibly traveling with creepy crawly pests. Like, why? And also, eeeww. Then the light finally dawned...

HAHAHAHAH! Your grandma was the tits.

I am moving soon and will have to get rid of most of my books (noooooooooooooo), so this may help me, depending on how many of my books are in the system.

Minus Uncle Nohomo, your family sounds pretty fun.

They also have some awesome crafty-people stuff. I saw fabric and quilting tools, but I had to close the window before I lost my mind and bought all the things..

Anybody who saw the email that she sent to her mother, complete with "Amish" misspelled as "Omish," knows that saying Kim K writes at a fourth grade level is pretty generous.

I have never had any specific thoughts or feelings about One Direction before this, but now I find them adorable. The blond kid has really stupid hair, though.

This is soooooo awesome. Yay! I can't decide which of them I want to hug more for this.

This is my favorite drunken karaoke song. It's a real crowd-pleaser, too, because nobody expects the black girl to get up and start singing Garth Brooks.

Demetry James needs to get together with Randall, the dude who narrated "Honey Badger Don't Care," and be commentators for everything.

Acid Tongue is the only solo Jenny Lewis song I've ever liked. This song sucks.

Glad we found a way to blame Mandy Moore for something here.

That was my experience. I was the one who wanted an immediate family only affair, and he pushed for a 200 person to do, yet I was the one who was bombarded with questions about chair covers and table linens. Thankfully, we broke up before we threw too much time and money at a wedding. Next time, I'm going to try…

It's hard to keep perspective when these decisions are yours to make. And it's easy to resent having to make decisions about things you know you really don't even care about. Good luck!

This is so realistic. So many engaged couples who are not and have never been super into planning weddings end up being so beaten down by the combination of a thousand minute decisions that lead to massive price tags that their ceremonies and receptions in no way resemble the simple event they initially started out…

That will be enough of your "facts", sir or ma'am.

You could have left the last two words off of the headline, and it still would have worked. I'm baffled by how batshit Whoopi Goldberg is now. Has she always been this crazy? At this point she is practically guaranteed to be on the wrong side of any discussion they have on The View. Bill Cosby? Whoopi says he's a…

I think so. Jake Tapper is a right snarky bastard. It's so subtle that it's the perfect burn.

Definitely. For a second I thought that was a picture of Zoë Kravitz.