My tiny boyfriend has done it again. Love you, Bruno!

Such a punchable face.

Talk about a failure of imagination.

I only make my bed during times of great emotional turmoil, or when I first change my sheets after doing laundry. Otherwise, I don't see the point.

I'm with them. Why take off your pjs if you're not going anywhere? You're just going to have to put them back on again later anyway.

This woman can and should go die in a fire right about now.

According to TMZ and internet innuendo.

I actually believe that rumor. Way before his death, a whole lot of gossip sites, including Crazy Days and Nights, mentioned that Monteith and Michele were best friends who pretended to date. His death put her in an awkward position of having to grieve for somebody she loved, but not the way most people expected her…

So hot. So willing to knock women around. Pass.

Congrats to Keira Knightley. I like her a lot, even though she does appear to have a few too many teeth. And did she really only get married in 2013? I somehow thought they'd been married for a few years by now.

They're crazy as shit. We can't do much about that. But every now and then people like Palin, Bachmann, Cruz, etc say things so batshit that even their stans have to sit up and take notice.

Do it do it do it. You always have sharp sticks around for when you need to work out some aggression.

A certain segment of the population takes her seriously, but at this point, she and her family are basically professional side show clowns.

Yet another reason not to learn life lessons from television. That NEVER happens on tv shows. Usually the minimally muscled tv detectives AND bad buys AND regular joes are able to shoot and or shoulder their way into whatever apartment they're trying to enter. I'm glad that whoever lives behind that door (or whoever…

Water is wet. Philadelphia is a fucking hole. The Wilpons are the worst.

Seriously, that line was like shooting fish in a barrel.

As counterintuitive as it may seem, I wish that Michele Bachmann always had microphones on her, to catch more of her stupid ramblings. Even her carefully crafted soundbites are nuts, but the fun really starts when she goes off-message and starts ad-libbing. More Bachmann, I say! If people keep reelecting her after…

That one having money is a case of god giving with both hands. Good grief! Sorry Dev, but you never had a chance.

Hey, that's a super cute look! It also looks like an intentional style, not a fix-it job. Excellent momming!