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I'm not taking interstellar commerce advice from a doofus who shot off his own middle finger, although I do enjoy portmanteau hashtags.

If a person is an equal-opportunity doubter, I'm okay with this. I've just been in situations where the burden of proof was routinely on women and almost never on men. I fact check things, too, because I want to know, not because I think that one group of people is more likely to get things wrong than another. And if

Yup. That, and interrupting women. It usually takes at least a few notices/reminders before guys realize that they're doing either or both of these things, but the ones I've pointed it out to have been genuinely horrified once they understood what they were doing and made a point of changing their behavior.

I love you.

I had a guy friend who did this, and it always annoyed me. I mean, I'm a librarian and I can cite the shit out of something that substantiates what I say, but I hated being asked to provide references for even the most casual of comments in order for him to take me seriously. He didn't do it to guys, and didn't even

Sounds awesome, thanks for the review. I've been hiding in my own head a lot recently, and totally missed hearing about this movie. I'm definitely going to check this out, probably this weekend.

Equality!

I'm so post racial that I literally cannot see people's color. Can somebody less enlightened please tell me what color you see Keira Knightley as being? Thanks in advance.

They're my go-to joint for 7 for $26.50 undies when I run out of acceptable underthings to wear before I'm ready to face my piles of laundry. Victoria's Secret charges the same price for 2 fewer undies, and Gap charges a buck fifty less for two fewer pairs. Aerie ftw.

Our DQs here aren't even full restaurants, they're just ice cream windows. At first, I couldn't figure out why all the Virginia Dairy Queens had outdoor AND indoor seating.

I didn't know that Dairy Queens served anything other than ice cream until I left NJ and moved to Virginia for college. Blew my mind when I realized that they had food (and pretty decent food at that).

No, I totally get it. For me, a wedding is entirely unnecessary. I like what marriage is supposed to mean, i.e. a permanent commitment, but I don't think I want children, which is one of the only reasons I'd want to be married.

Me, too! I know that I'm definitely bitter about a horrible experience from when I was engaged (the person who proposed to me apparently didn't actually want to marry me, he just thought that proposals were some form of super dating, I guess), but I think it would be great to have a meaningful proposal experience from

I love this shirt so much that I wear it pretty frequently and also made it my avatar on Wordfeud. Waldorf and Statler are amazingly good at hating on everything.

No. She's pretty much always good for saying the absolute worst possible thing in any situation.

Anybody who subscribes to this school of thought can just die in a fire. But we won't attempt to douse the flames, because that would deny them the opportunity to both roast and suffocate.

Agreed. Why are we supposed to congratulate a woman who denied herself to the point that a piece of toast with butter constituted a cheat for her? A person making poor health decisions doesn't automatically get a pass because 1) she writes for this web site or 2) it was her own choice. I mean, let's talk about the

I just requested this Indian cooking recipe book from the library. I must have requested it just for the pictures, because I get exhausted just looking at the ingredient lists.

That would explain so much.

Oh my god, I wrote my comment about those being my two favorite books of yours before I saw this. I love that you still love these books. Locked in Time, especially, often pops into my head. I was 13 when I read it, and the idea of being forever trapped in the throes of 13-year-old hormones was easily the most