Me, too! I recommend Lois Duncan books to all the teenagers who JUST DON'T KNOW.

Yeah, that's what I don't get. I've absolutely seen tall AND short kids in this age range who have the faces and physiques of older teens or adults, but aside from being tall, the girl that I'm talking about doesn't look any older than her chronological age. She shot up this past summer; she was always a little bit…

Right? I don't want to waste any time talking to people who don't understand by now that everything about blogs is completely antithetical to productivity: writing them, reading them, hate-reading them, etc.

A frequent visitor to my library is an 11 year old girl who is 5"10' (I am so jealous). She absolutely has the face of an 11 year old, but most people don't focus on the face of somebody who is her height. She and I were talking about some movie, and an adult woman came over and joined our conversation. The adult…

Although I feel less and less connected to the concept of marriage, at least as it applies to me, I always thought it would be fun either to elope, or to have a destination wedding. In both cases, I only want to have people in attendance who are meaningful to my intended. I have a big family, and while I probably love…

Even better! He can be our sober friend and get all our drunk asses home. All are welcome, except haters. Haters have to stay home.

I take my agnostic self to churches every now and then solely for the music. I really like gospel/choral music. The church people, if they knew, would probably be okay with it, because they'd consider it another chance to proselytize. I'm okay with it, because I get to hear good music and often meet very friendly…

I will send this gif to people for no reason. It's so perfect, it doesn't require context. It is always the right response to everything.

I saw a couple of the Harry Potter movies, but never got into Pottermania, so I didn't have much of an opinion on Daniel Radcliffe until recently. I like how well he comes across in interviews, and I saw him in "What If" a couple of months ago and really enjoyed his performance. I think he is delightful, and I don't…

I'm black and okay looking but not gorgeous and once had my friends' NYC doorman tell me that I had to be Naomi Campbell. Had to be. I denied it and pointed out that I was speaking with an American accent, and he insisted that I was just maintaining my cover. It was funny later, but really weird when it was happening…

Score!

I had a boyfriend who did this. I figured that he probably wasn't telling the truth (he would tell me about how that day's classes had gone, and then later that evening tell me about how it had taken him all day to advance a level on the video game he was playing; also, he said that he didn't want to walk in his…

Definitely with fire, just to make sure he's 100% dead.

That sounds like the land where people go to collaborate.

As long as there's no visible dirt underneath your nails, you are a-okay with me.

I don't even care. I have gone from not being able to pick Taylor Swift out of a lineup to finding her music blandly enjoyable to actually liking her (and some of her songs). She gets bonus points because I feel like we could sit around and knit together in harmony, which is basically the best compliment I can give…

That's been happening to me for the last two days. Thanks for confirming that it's not just me!

Once a "celebrity" has to resort to talking about his or her SO's genitals, it should be abundantly clear that that person has nothing going on. People with actual lives or things to say wouldn't have to resort to such desperate measures to get attention.

I get really annoyed when my brother and his gf don't stick up for my niece in this way. She's super affectionate with people who she chooses to touch. She's not a bad kid, but will refuse to huge people she doesn't want to. And I support her 100%. Of course, my relatives generally think I'm weird/stuck up anyway, so…

You do know that you're the best, right?