I just realized how much I miss regular updates about Kimora. I never watched her show, but that woman is crazy in the most interesting way possible, and news items about her were almost guaranteed to be the best. I know she's pregnant with her fourth child with some new dude, but I'm sorry she's not with my imaginary…

This is in my top 5 gifs of all time.

"My thoughts exactly." I was in bed, reading jez on my phone, and just got lazy for a moment.

It's not secession if you peace the fuck out under a black president. Or something.

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Way to make me feel bad for the Palins.

They are living my dream.

While I'm busy imaging a guy who would be okay with this setup, I'm also imagining that one or the other (OR BOTH) of us is fabulously wealthy.

My god, this year has sucked so much.

I was in the triage room at the hospital the other day, and I noticed that there was a printed map on the wall with "This is West Africa" underneath. I asked the intake nurse if people were coming into the hospital fearing that they might have ebola, and she said no, but that she figured it was just a matter of time. …

I was in a LDR before, and while I definitely missed my partner, the distance made me appreciate the time that we did spend together much much more. We spoke on the phone for hours every night. If I were to tabulate, I'd say that we spent more time talking to one another when we were in different countries than we did…

I consider every recipe in this episode of No Reservations a keeper. I upped my spaghetti game like 1000 points after watching it.

No way. Marrying somebody I didn't have to live with all the time is basically my dream.

Maybe she wonders about how other women advanced in their jobs because of how she advanced in hers? Because I'm really thinking about how somebody who feels comfortable sharing such horrible view of female supervisors (with a female supervisor) was able to advance under the supervision of male managers, and coming up…

Thankee. If I ever get a tattoo, that's going to be it.

Brandy is my celebrity doppelganger. I just went natural a few months ago, so I'm excited to see how awesome my hair is going to be as it gets longer. Thanks, B!

They're probably horrified that their children have been arrested AND that the neighbors now know exactly how awful their spawn is. I'd guess that they're less horrified that the people they raised have turned out this way.

Josh Groban is smart and hilarious. If anything, he's out of her league. All Kat Dennings brings to the table is a stellar cleavage and the glow that comes from having worked with Chris Hemsworth.

Acid wash jeans that are ruched at the bottom. So much wardrobe fail.

God, has there ever been a face more punchable than Luke Russert's?