I'm just amazed that the cats tolerate each other enough to roll 9 deep.

If you believe the theory that the nose is the result of cosmetic surgery, and not genetics, it is possible to see how he could be the Spawn of Woody (poor kid).

Now I'm dying thinking about him, Luke Russert, and Meghan McCain just walking around major networks, dying for anybody to notice them and pretending to hate when their actually famous parents are the only things people want to ask them about.

This kid is all the pros on the "Should I Have Children" decision list.

Every one of his limbs was working in opposition to the rest of them, but somehow they still got him where he needed to go.

This is always the first thing that comes to my mind whenever peeing in the shower is mentioned somewhere. I watched way too much HBO when I was a kid (with the volume turned down, obviously).

I feel like shows with laugh tracks don't trust the audience to understand what's funny, which makes me suspect that the show isn't really that funny to begin with. As soon as I hear a laugh track, I'm out.

It's weird that this performance could have taken place any time between 1999 and now without seeming jarring. The song seems super generic, and the pants seem like they were bought in the MC Hammer fire sale.

It's a power thing. He has power to do something that the woman whose privacy he is violating would not want him to do. It's an assault, and an act that is enticing to him precisely because she did not give her consent.

Wendy Williams has made a career of being mean-spirited and hateful. That was her shtick when she was on the radio, and it hasn't changed since she got on tv, except that there's a wider audience for her vitriol.

My favorite part of Heartbreaker is that it's based on the same song that Mariah sampled to make Fantasy. It's the literal definition of lightning striking twice for her.

I love Yitzhak! In college I showed the movie version to Hedwig of a good friend, expecting her to love it as much as I did, and she came out of it saying, "Why did Woodstock put up with that shit?" I was simultaneously charmed and bummed that she'd watched the entire movie thinking that the character was called…

"Is it still there? Pity."

It's okay, Sam. You're only human.

If you're too unwell to smile and wave at people for max 30 minutes, you're probably not well enough to go karaoking. Maybe he was miraculously cured by harmony. Regardless, he behaved badly. He either should not have said what he said to his fans and just gone about his night, or not gone to karaoke afterward.

Ditching people who've paid money to see you on the basis of illness and then going out that same night is a dick move. Go karaoke with your friends some other time. Or just don't get caught on social media mere hours afterward. It's disrespectful. The people he dissed are the reason that Sam Smith can afford to go…

It's because Sam Smith is a talented asshole. He sings well, but seems like a dbag otherwise.

Same. This Motown version sounds like a dirge in comparison. I would have enjoyed this if it were more Fontella Bass and less Pat Boone. The whole reason that I like the original is that it makes me want to bop. And I am not, in general, a bopper. Shake It Off is one of the few songs that my 3 year old niece and I…

I can't stop conflating Onion Joe Biden and Real Joe Biden AND I DON'T CARE. I wants all the Joe Bidens!

Taylor Swift has slowly but surely grown on me (like a slow-growing fungus, I guess), and now I hope that one day we'll run into each other at a Manhattan fabric or yarn shop and become crafting buddies. "Do you even know about School Products yet, Tay-Tay???"