I'm also not going to click on the link while I'm at work, but I hovered over it and read the headline, and...wow.

Shouldn't people be extra careful when preparing food for a Food Safety event?

I approach food storage with all the near pathological carelessness of a teenage boy. It saves on worrying, unnecessary trips to the fridge, and I don't get food poisoning (although eating dairy at the wrong time will still slay me, regardless of whether/how long the food item was left unchilled). This is also why I…

Dead eyes.

OMG I am so old. Sorry, I never say OMG but 1) beer and 2) I didn't realize that Action Park hasn't been Action Park for the last 20 years. I remember it from when I was a kid, and I always wanted to go but never got to. We took trips to Great Adventure and even Busch Gardens, but somehow never made it here.

Last I heard he was still cheating on his wife and fathering love children. Congrats, Jenny! This may finally be the guy you deserve.

I was watching this game last night, and MetsTwitter just exploded. It was hilarious.

Dear Ice Cube, the dead guy up for an award always wins. Always. You've been in entertainment for eleventy billion years, so it's not like this is news to you. If you should participate in a project not long before you shuffle off this mortal coil, rest assured that you will be posthumously nominated for and awarded…

It's a legal proceeding. Remember the guy who tried to <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/28/joh…" target="_blank">adopt his girlfriend???

Those casinos are full of gullible employees. Just like gamblers lose money based on their stupidity, these casinos should be forced to give Ivey & Co whatever money was won using these methods. The casinos should a costly lesson about not being freaking morons.

Having tried (and failed) to read several of her books, I totally agree with this.

SOMETIMES DEAN JUST FALLS INTO OTHER WOMEN'S VAGINAS, ALRIGHT??!

About 11 or 12 years ago I was on an Amtrak train from New York to Lynchburg, Virginia, returning to college after spending spring break at home. The guy sitting across from me in my car introduced himself as Mike Epps, from Next Friday. Being the bad black person that I am, I hadn't seen the movie and had absolutely…

It's entirely possible that how I am now as a person with a really unremarkable name is different than how I'd be as a person with a highly notable moniker, but I think that I'd hate to know that my name was SO rooted in one highly specific segment of pop culture fandom. Like, try harder, Mom and Dad. This is also how…

I have no dog in this fight, but a lot of Christian denominations point to Jesus's unmarried state as showing that he put God above himself, and denied himself the pleasures of the flesh to minister to others. If they suddenly find out that Jesus was hitched, it's going to mean that one of the bedrocks of certain…

In terms of earworms from recent movies, "Everything is Awesome" gets stuck in my head and stays there waaaaaaay longer than "Let it Go." It's not even close. Just thinking about the Lego movie means that I'm bopping along to that song for the rest of the day.

Do people really name their children Betsy? I have a friend who goes by that name, but her legal name is Elizabeth. There are probably still more Betsys than Khaleesis.

That woman is an awful person, and I'm sorry that she did that to you. Please know that her remarks are more about her than you, and don't take to heart any of the nasty things she said. I second the HR recommendation, and I hope that she gets in a metric ton of trouble over this.

Fassbender and Naomi Campbell??? Two rumored abusers with anger issues dating one another is somewhat concerning.

Man, I just love her so much.