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Reprise the theme song and roll the credits. Loved Roundhouse!

I once live-tweeted a fight I couldn't help but over hear at a baseball game and gained like 30 new followers in an hour. So uncomfortable, so entertaining.

My favorite genre of covers is "interesting songs performed by better musicians than the original", so I love this. Thanks for sharing it!

I think you're exactly right. Also, for a certain subset of young American women, being on tv is second only to somehow ascending to royalty, so I can see why they didn't approach this with any sort of rationality or skepticism.

Cripes, America. Can we stop being such a fucking joke in all things? Why would anybody believe that the stick-up-their-ass British royal family would take part in this?

Matt Harvey is barely making over MLB minimum wage right now. If he sticks with the Mets, they'll throw tons of money at him when he reaches free agency, irrespective of whether he can still actually pitch then.

People applauded every time he appeared onscreen. This is not what Four is supposed to look like, but I do enjoy my whitewashing with an extra helping of pretty.

My nun-fearing friends are all in their 20s and 30s, so maybe Jersey nun just stayed scary longer?

I'm another one who had no idea that he and Scott had even been in a relationship. It probably helps that the only Mick Jagger tidbit that I retain is this gem of a quote from him: "I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five."

Jesus, it looks like some living monster came out of that cell phone. Gross gross gross. And awesome.

She looks amazing! She's even classing up Chris Evans, who I am usually pretty meh about. I keep seeing articles that refer to her baby bump and SHE DOESN'T HAVE ONE. Maybe she's one of those women who will suddenly pop in her seventh or eighth month, but if I hadn't read that she was pregnant, I wouldn't know it by

I am not Catholic, and therefore avoided the fear of nuns that is endemic to all of my Catholic friends. In fact, I think that nuns are good luck. I've never seen one when I was having a bad day. This video has absolutely made my day. Thanks, Dodai!

Awesome, thanks! There's a Century 21 near me that has good workout clothes, but if I get more exercise clothing, I won't have an excuse not to exercise. Oh, the dilemma!

Higher end women's exercise running stuff is great at wicking moisture and remaining cool. I can't remember the brand, but I run in clothes I got when a fancy yoga store was going out of business, and although I sweat when I even think of exercising, my favorite top feels dry no matter how long I run in it (I

I'd say 100% on his own. Kids that age won't do anything they don't want to do, at least without a lot of crying.

I love the way that I look in my glasses. I have multiple pairs in different colors, and a lot of my friends forget that I own contacts, because I will wear my glasses whenever I can get away with it. Exercise is the only thing that I am guaranteed to wear contacts for (yet another reason I loathe exercise).

I once lost about 20 pounds due to illness. In the midst of worrying about my health and visiting doctor after doctor in the hopes of figuring out what was wrong, I had to deal with ignorant people telling me how great I looked. I was healthy before I lost the weight, and could only ever see illness when I looked at

Wow, that was pretty awesome.

What he meant is that it is more meaningful when fathers do it, because it's totally not their job. Any time that a father spends with his children is laudable. Any time that a mother spends with her children is expected. More rap, less commentary, RZA.

No, it's definitely "subordinant" in 'Murrican.