Never trust anybody with a butt chin.

Can humanity just issue a blanket moratorium on shoulder pads? They need to be studied and understood before we can safely employ them again. Shudder.

1. Hilarious

Classic!

15, now

Were you trying to reply to somebody else?

"She's never been heavy on talent." You have a talent for understatement, but I salute your kindness.

I didn't, but thanks for clarifying. I'm sure that, at some point, this song will come on while I'm in a store or trapped in somebody else's car and I will not die if I have to listen to it. That doesn't mean that I can't laugh at her joke of a music career.

Why is she still autotuning her way through life? She can't sing, and her videos are just excuses for her to swan around showing off her figure, which is admittedly awesome. Didn't she used to be an actress? Or a clothing designer? If she doesn't with either or both of those professions, can't she just swim in her…

Men don't carry children, so in her particular case, and in the cases of a lot of the moms who do things like this, having children and still achieving bodies like this are inextricably linked. Although I know several guys who have gained sympathy weight while their partners were pregnant, men don't give birth. Their…

I think the point is that a dad who was all like, "Look at my ripped body" most likely wouldn't have any commenters ask about his family's childcare situation at all. It wouldn't be connected to the amount of time that he put into achieving his body, even though it should be as big a concern as this woman's. There's…

I love having mechanical voices read things to me. This is not a joke. I go to Longform, find an article, and let my buddy Alex the iOS voice read to me while I knit or crochet. I learn something and still manage to be productive at the same time. Win!

Totally gonna poooooooork. Yup, that about sums it up.

I feel sorry for this woman. Not a ton, and I don't care about her feelings in the same way I do those of the people who her husband abused, but she's in a terrible situation.

Let's have it.

Why is Matt Damon so perfect?

1) Jennifer Connelly's dress is perfect.

If there's anybody who is an expert on the danger that guns pose to unarmed children, it's George Zimmerman.