Is it possible for you and your friend to read that book at the same time when you borrow it? Can you keep the book forever, while your friend retains equal access to it? Your example doesn't fit the situation.

At the top of the page there is a small triangle next to Deadspin. If you click on it, you will see the names of the other Gawker Media sites. Click on the name of the site you'd like to hatevisit next. This new system sucks even more than I'd initially realized.

That explains so so much.

You are stealing, and you are fully aware that it is wrong. Don't blame the artist or the record company. If you didn't want to steal, you wouldn't. Your logic makes no sense. What's to stop you from pocketing small items when you go to the grocery store? It's okay, right, because if they didn't want you to steal the…

You forgot Bill Clinton.

Every time they change it I think that it can't get any stupider, but they keep proving me wrong.

That's where the judicious use of nepotism might have worked better for her.

Yay for Charlie and Meryl!

Because people.

Just wait til she wins that Oscar.

Amazing. If this is true, they've done what I would have said was impossible and found a way to make this unfunny show even more pointless.

This is a good look for her. Awesome cleavage that doesn't look like two boobs randomly stuffed in a dress, a length that looks intentional, and hair color that doesn't look like it was done by a 5 year old. Like you, I wish the dress wasn't black. Even a print might have worked (minus the lace shoulders).

This is definitely a better look for her, but I'm not bowled over. Maybe red carpets just aren't where she shines.

I actually hope that she does like what she's wearing. Although it would mean that we have wildly different tastes, at least I'd believe that she enjoyed the way that she looked here. There's nothing worse than looking bad and knowing it.

Sure, but that's when you tell designers to suck it and commission a dress yourself. Putting yourself in unflattering clothes because they're the only ones that you can get for free doesn't seem like the world's greatest strategy to me.

Statistically speaking, she should have killed it on the red carpet at least once in her career, but nothing is coming to mind right now but a bunch of "Oh honey, no" type outfits.

I get it. Rotary phones were retro when I was a kid. I was fascinated and puzzled by my nana's, and couldn't believe that people had gone through so much bother just to dial somebody.

Awesome! It must give their parents a great feeling to know that their kids are so thoroughly winning at life.

She has single-handedly made me like him. I would not have believed this to be possible prior to their relationship.

I did think "nun" after I said schoolteacher. At the very least, a pretty clueless novice.