Wow, it's heartbreaking to see what kind of turmoil he was leading up to his decision to leave, but the man obviously has a really good head on his shoulders. I'm glad that he has a chance to do something that will let him be happy in his life.

I did, too, but then told myself that he stole that joke from somebody who's actually funny. Did he? I don't know, but let's just go with that for an explanation.

More is not the same as better.

GTFO. Montreal, duh.

Don't do it. I went to Pommes Frites sober once, after having visited it for years completely to' up, and it ruined my whole world. Total letdown.

I must have seen this movie about 40 times (not exaggerating, my 3 year old niece is obsessed with watching "Benjers" and I'm a sucker), before I ever saw this scene. Just when I thought I couldn't enjoy The Avengers more!

I knew that this kid had to be rich, because normal families living in NYC rarely have multiple toilets. I'm glad that his mojo worked, though. Snow days are great when you're a kid.

There are any number of women making strides in getting themselves, and other women, seen and heard. There are also any number of male allies, who don't see women as inferior, who are putting their privilege to good use and presenting them to an audience that might not otherwise see or hear them. Just like white…

Forget J Law. I have always wanted to be buddies with Jennifer Connelly. She always seems so effortlessly awesome.

Unconvincing argument is unconvincing.

Oh my god. When I clicked in this thread, the picture got bigger. Do not want.

Even if Nancy was lying about everything having to do with her sister, Julia Roberts has a reputation for being pretty vile to everybody who isn't Oprah or a fellow A-lister.

What is...? Why? I don't understand why this is, but thank you? I think.

"How I Met Your Father? Please hold for the creators of Bob Patterson."

This woman looks so different in every picture of her that I see.

Right, so then it was the event coordinators who effed up. The only reason that outsiders know about this is because some attendees were dismayed by the gifts. If the mirrors and nail kits had been well-received, nobody outside of that conference would even have heard about this. The event coordinators didn't…

I don't let mayo touch anything that I eat, so no. I've been able to get over other texture aversions, but mayonnaise is something that neither my fingers nor my tongue want any part of.

Finally, a reasonable explanation for my lack of diamonds.

What would be the male analog? Nose hair clippers?

Offend may too strong of a word, but this should probably give a person pause. That this was an event for coders should have dictated the swag, not the fact that the coders were women. Even though it was probably not the intention, the choice of gift seems belittling. Why not give something related to technology or -…